I am a creative writer, I try to work hard even though I have never been inspired in my life. I drink a lot of caffiene of the weekends. I love reading and I don't watch much television. I like psychology and hats. I am very short and it kills me. I like classic rock. My idea of a night out is an intelligent conversation at a coffee shop. I listen to National Public Radio. I would love to get together with some writers and chat. I play bass clarinet and love it. I am friendless. I have thick glasses and like to play chess, even though I am not good at it. I analyze everything. I go to therapy. I get along with adults better than with people my own age. I have a pet hedgehog. I love The Twilight Zone. I want to tap dance.