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 Ladies, Please!
Ladies, now I love and admire the female sex but can you please do one thing for your man??  Maybe I better approach this differently:

I took a shower this morning, got some soap in my eyes but I get out after being done and dry off.  I reach into the handy-dandy corner of items on the shell (where I keep all and only my stuff).  With half-blurred vision,  I grab the deodorant and give a blast to both underarms and wonder upon wonder... I'm burning because it's insect repellant!!!

So, if your guy has little areas within a room where he keeps his items - how about being a wonderful partner and not move things around or stick canisters that have no business being there in the first place... PLEASE!!

I mean, what's next?  Easy-Off Oven Cleaner as my deodorant??  Oh shoot, where's the pet shampoo??!!!  Oh crap! 

Everyone have a wonderful day!  I'll just be here sitting with my elbows up in the air!
    Posted by MrBob on 2009-07-03 13:13:33 | Rating: | Views: 74
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That's funny aleast your bug free..... :)
Posted by  mischell  on 2009-07-03 13:16:58 
  
Yes, that is true! ha. :)

Thanks for visiting and commenting Mischell :)
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-03 13:18:32 
  
omg silly u
b careful the reast of the day
hahaha
Posted by  snugglebum57  on 2009-07-03 13:18:14 
  
Oh yes, I will be doing quite a bit today rather... awkwardly anways. hehe :)
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-03 13:19:32 
  
hahaha,we women are not that bad...
Posted by  monicaspeaks  on 2009-07-03 13:20:25 
  
lol. Really? Tell my poor underarms that. lol ;)
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-03 13:22:05 
  
It could have been worse, what if had been Nair?
Posted by  mtvonca  on 2009-07-03 14:45:12 
  
lol. Yeah, you have a point there!

Thanks mtv. :)
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-03 16:19:51 
  
I need a man so I can jostle his stuff around to accommodate all of my stuff... hehe. Hope you feel fresher soon! hehe
Posted by  heatherslife  on 2009-07-03 19:46:17 
  
Yeah, I'd do better now... fresher though? Not sure. ha. :)

Have a great weekend :)
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-03 20:40:32 
  
Lol that was way too funny....I am laughing too hard right now. What if she had the spray on hair removal there for you heeh hehhhh. I will do .... sure lol
Posted by  michelle8angels  on 2009-07-03 23:19:59 
  
lol. I'm glad you're having a good laugh, I am now too but at the time I sure wasn't! LOL

Have a Happy 4th! :) xxx
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-04 01:35:17 
  
Well Bob, at least the bugs wont bite there! xo :)
Posted by  Kaybee  on 2009-07-04 03:03:18 
  
No, I figure they will stay away from there too. ha. :)

I hope you are feeling better from the flu bug!

Take good care. :) xox
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-04 08:21:05 
  
ooops!! Hey those are get ideas for disgruntled wives and girlfriends .. hmmm I guess I wont need them for awhile will I !? lol :)

Have a great week-end Mr B. xxxx
Posted by  EasyToSay  on 2009-07-04 09:26:56 
  
Maybe not for a while but there's no doubt at all in my mind that you will 'have a chance to use these ideas'. :)

Take good care, Kellie. :) xxxx
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-04 10:04:35 
  
OOooh, No, sorry, I am giggling here but only because I had a friend once who sprayed deodorant in her hair instead of hairspray hehehe. I hope it didn't burn you, many hugs to you and lots of soapy warm water lol...


MUAHS!!!!!
Posted by  Dumpling  on 2009-07-05 22:56:26 
  
It was touch 'n go there for a while... that stuff heats up! lol

MUAHS back! :) xoxox
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-05 23:16:13 
  
I needed that laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great weekend! lynn
Posted by  grandma50x5  on 2009-07-10 09:57:30 
  
I'm glad you enjoyed it, Lynn! You have a great weekend as well. :) xxx
Posted by  MrBob  on 2009-07-10 10:07:04 
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