My name is MockedUnicorn and I live in a semi-quiet city called Springfield, Missouri.  I live in a house with my wife, Cassandra, a Beagle named Duke and a Pot-Bellied pig named Kevin Bacon. I am aware that the pig's name is a cliche.  I went to school for Electronic Media Production.  A few semesters later, I dropped out.  You can probably thank YouTube for that.

    I try to be friends with everyone I meet, even the "d-bags".  Im not sure why everyone seems to be jerks on the internet. I have noticed that most people are really nice in person.

     I like to play the guitar. It is my outlet. I also play the drums, bass, harmonica, and anything else I can find to make noises with.

     I started to write a musical once and only got 3 songs and the story board done. Then I quit.

    I have ADHD.

    I dont like to watch the news because it upsets me. I just dont see how things have gotten this bad without any resistance.  One of my friends got arrested at a George W Bush speech. She didnt get taken to a secret prison camp, but it made the news....paper.

      I dont like to buy new shoes. I would rather just buy converse all stars, because they arent as flashy as the hip-hop gangster shoes you see on tv.  ...although I have been called a poser for buying them. I didnt know posers had a specific brand of shoes. even moreso, wouldnt buying KNOCKOFF allstars make me a poser?

     I am a secretary for the biggest timeshare company in central florida, but i live in missouri.

      Im letting my hair grow a little....