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| Women are like parking spaces... |
... they're all liars and whores.
Top ten reasons why women suck:
1) Selfish - to the point where they don't know the difference between love of self and plain downright greed--and drilled into believing that whatever happens is the fault of whatever man is in their life because of the feminist crud drilled into them by the cadre of asexual closet cases called "therapists" who appear on "Oprah" or other such electronic bullshit.
2) Deluded - into thinking they "deserve" a rich, model-handsome husband who will "take them away from all of this"--whatever the "this" might be--and leading to resentment when they discover that the universe does NOT revolve around them.
3) Angry - ALL the damn time about things which are so far out of their control as to be nonsensical--and constantly wanting to "discuss" this mind numbing drivel ad nauseam.
4) Psychotic - multiple personalities in the same woman - as "Nomad" put it in the "Star Trek" episode: "Woman...a mass of inconsistencies...", and also when the feminist voices in their heads start with the regrets and victim acculturation.
5) Worthless - anything that does not immediately resolve itself in the bitch's favor or to her benefit is meaningless to her, especially husband and family.
6) Lazy - drilled into their fucking heads that they "deserve" a maid, nanny and personal slave to take care of every detail - and that their husband/boyfriend is REQUIRED to cater to their each and every mindless whim.
7) Resentful - especially of other women who have things that they do not, in material, spiritual and esoteric senses.
8) Greedy - to them, "housekeeping" means getting the house in the divorce and sucking the guy for every last cent, even if they had nothing to do with the building of the nest egg.
9) Mindless - constant, irritating, idle prattle about topics they read about in some women's magazine and then become instant experts--particularly pop psychology and the latest crap they see on "Oprah."
10) Vain - believing that they are irresistible to everything in pants and therefore are allowed to behave sluttish and without any honor.
**Don't worry. I didn't forget about my own gender. They're just as worthless.**
Top ten reasons men suck:
1. Selfish - If it doesn't involve him getting laid, he's not interested... at all. If there is nothing in it for a man, he's not doing it.
2. Deluded - Into thinking that anything with a pussy between its legs should come to you whenever you want it to do so. Shit doesn't work that way, sorry if you thought it did.
3. Pussy-whipped - God damn, this is the worst thing ever. You let a woman control everything you do. Learn how to be a man and put your foot down. Jesus Christ, why don't you grow a pair?
4. Psychotic - Going fucking ape shit when the bitch has been out too long. You, like a woman, assume that if she isn't home by a certain time, she must be cheating on you. Stop being so self-concious and insecure, it makes you look weak.
5. Worthless - For whining because the bitch didn't sleep with you tonight. You seriously seem like a whining pussy when you pitch a fit about her not wanting to have sex. You really are pathetic when you do that.
6. Lazy - For sitting on your ass and stuffing your face full of chips while you watch your fucking football game. Maybe that's why the bitch won't sleep with you -- you've gotten too god damned fat and disgusting -- who would want to fuck you?
7. Sex obsessed - This probably goes back to being pussy whipped. It's a shame all you think about is sex, because that's the one thing that lets women have power over you. Once you take that away then you're a free man and you can do anything you want. She threatens not to fuck you tonight? Who cares? She can't use that anymore so she has to dig deeper to find something, but I'm sure she can't.
8. Mindless - You go on and on about how much you can drink, how much you can bench, whose ass you kicked, how many broads you've fucked. You never have anything intelligent to say. Pick up a fucking book for once.
9. Vain - You also believe you are irresistable to every woman you see. Hell, some of you spend more time primping to go out than women do, and some of you have no right to be vain at all.
10. Overly jealous - Thinking that any man that says "hi" to your succubus automatically wants to fuck her. Sorry to break it to you, but the only reason you two are together is because you're both too ugly to find someone else. No one wants to fuck either one of you so there's no reason to be jealous at all.
With hate for both genders,
Another Dead Hero
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