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| The Unabridged List of Hate |
Here is my complete list of every person, place, and thing on this planet that I hate. I decided to combine all three lists from the past and put them into this one entry. If you'd like some entertainment and want a few reasons to send me some death threats then read on because you're in there somewhere. If you don't feel like reading the whole list to see if you're on it... well... trust me... you're on there somewhere.
Part I
1. People who talk on their cell phones while driving. I hope they kill everyone who's in the car with them, and feel guilty for the rest of their lives because they couldn't take the phone away from their ear long enough to make it from point A to point B.
2. People who are in line at the store on their phones and not paying attention to anything but the person on the other line. Maybe the cashier can rip you off and you'll be out of money to pay for your family's meal. I hope all of you starve to death.
3. Fat people for pissing and moaning about being fat and never do anything about it. That's right, just keep stuffing your face and crying, that'll take the weight off almost immediately.
4. Skinny people for thinking looking like a holocaust survivor is attractive.
5. People who blog about their day-to-day activities. No one cares. At least make it interesting somehow. Do you know how many people enjoy reading the following: "Today I woke up and ate some breakfast then (insert name of fellow moron here) came over and we had a blast. Well, that's it for now. g2g." Go die in a plane crash.
6. People who put on make up while driving. Are you really that fucking vain that you're worried about how you look even while driving? Wrap your car around a telephone pole.
7. People who use "like" after every word. You're lucky I don't have a chisel and hammer. I'd knock each of your teeth out one-by-one.
8. People who blog about their eating disorders. Either get help or fucking starve yourself. No one gives a shit about your problems.
9. Non-smokers who come up to me and do that fake coughing bullshit. Do you go up to cripples and dance too, you asshole?
10. Fat people who tell me smoking is bad for me. I'll make sure to pick up your weight loss book on my way to work tomorrow.
11. Girls who sleep with anything that has a cock and a pulse and then wonder why no one respects them or treats them right. I pray you get knocked up and die while giving birth to the little mistake.
12. Protesters. Do you really think people are reading your signs while they're driving? Maybe someone will be and run off the road and kill all you bastards.
13. Men who spend more time getting ready than women. You have only three things to do: Shower, shave, get dressed. That's it. If you spend more time than a woman getting ready then you are a woman.
14. People who decide to make it a competition as to whose life is worse. All of you do me a favor and commit a mass suicide.
15. People who try arguing with me. I'll win and you'll lose. Plain and simple. Don't make me point out what a moron you are. Just keep your mouth shut and things will move along smoothly.
16. People who get upset because I've decided to attack the group to which they belong. Women and minorities want to be treated equally? In that case, you should learn to deal with getting made fun of just like everyone else.
17. Bosses who do not do any work. It's your business, shouldn't you be chipping in a little to make sure it doesn't go under?
18. People eating. I hate seeing and hearing people eat and keep my fingers crossed that they choke at any moment.
19. The tone deaf. If someone tells you that you can't sing then stop trying.
20. People who try desperately to get on my good side. Fuck off. I don't like anyone, you're no different.
21. People who update Facebook more than once a day. Someone needs to nail your fingers to the desk. You're not allowed to type anymore.
22. The "likes" application on Facebook and people who use it. Have we gotten so lazy that we can't even type shit anymore? We'd much rather click on a "thumbs up" icon to show our approval for something. I hope you break all of your fingers while typing.
23. People who want Americans to "stand up and do something" about our government. You're setting the bar high, aren't you? Blogging about everything wrong in the government and sending angry letters to Congress? I'm sure they are well on their way to changing their ways and we owe it all to you, you upstanding righteous American citizen you. I'm sure the government reads your blogs and feel bad for everything they're doing as well.
24. People who treat fast food employees like shit. They are feeding your fat ass. Shut the fuck up. It'd make my day for you to get a heart attack while stuffing your face full of that Big Mac you bitched so much about not getting in a certain amount of time.
25. People who are more concerned with looks rather than intelligence. One day you'll get old and fat and ugly and there will be nothing you can do about it. No one will love you and you'll die alone and miserable.
26. Parents who do not discipline their children. Start raising your kids or I'll do it.
27. Parents who bring their children out into public and do not take them home once they start acting like a brat. When my sister misbehaved in public my mom took her back home. Why don't more parents do that? People should have to take a test before becoming a parent.
28. People who throw one or two words in a foreign language into a sentence. Example: "I am watching t.v. with my familia." Why can't you just say "family?" Fall into a wood chipper.
29. People who think America is the greatest country on earth. To quote Lewis Black, "If you haven't been anywhere else... how do you know? How would you feel if this guy came into work everyday and just shouted, 'I'm the greatest fucker here! And all you sniveling shits would die without me!'"
30. People who think their children are special. Your kids are not special. I know you think they are. I'm just letting you know that they're not.
31. Marilyn Manson fans. I love Manson, hate Manson's fans though. They took the bands message of "be yourself" and interpreted it as "be Marilyn Manson."
32. People who call my cell phone and ask for me. Who the fuck else would be answering my cell phone?
33. People who genuinely think they can change/change someone else. Hahahahahaha!
34. People who think they are "unique" or an "individual." No such thing. Whatever you think is special about you... isn't. Someone has already said or done it before and more than likely they said or did it a lot better than you. You are not special. "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
35. People who have just started college or have just graduated college and for some reason think they have gained some type of enlightenment or have achieved some higher form of being. You're still a moron and always will be. Your views are baseless and moronic and you should keep your mouth shut or shove a dick in it.
Part II
36. Blacks-- For thinking they are better than whites. Also, for thinking everyone that is white is somehow responsible for slavery. My ancestry is Native American and Irish, had nothing to do with slavery. Jews have been persecuted for over 5000 years, I believe they take the cake as far as oppression is concerned.
37. Whites-- For thinking you are better and smarter than everyone. Also, for thinking that America is your country and that white is the superior race. No one is superior to anyone... well, except for me. "Tell them immigrants to go back to their own country." Right, and you should return to your's as well. As I have mentioned in a previous blog, no one has the right to be here except Native Americans.
38. Asians-- For being smarter than whites.
39. Jews-- Just because you're easy to pick on.
40. Any other race I missed-- Just because.
41. Racists-- For thinking your race is superior. I'm sure you have another nationality/race in there somewhere as well, dumb fuck.
42. Americans-- For thinking you are the only mother fuckers on this planet. You're not, get over it. Stop trying to Americanize everything. Let other countries have their own culture. "America is the greatest country on earth!" If you haven't been anywhere else, how the fuck do you know? Just because other Americans tell you we are? Fuck you. Think for yourself for a change.
43. Other countries-- For hating Americans and yet letting them try to take over. Fight back.
44. Fox news-- For being nothing but a bunch of lying dickheads.
45. The media-- For acting concerned about various tragedies when you know you just want your ratings to go up.
46. Society-- For praising stupidity and mediocrity.
47. Religion-- For brainwashing people and scaring them into being the way you want them to be.
48. The religious-- For following blindly and not questioning anything you have been told.
49. Non-believers-- Because you some how think you are more open minded than religious people are when all you're really doing is being just as intolerant of them as they are of you.
50. Hippies-- For still being around. Why aren't you assholes dead yet? You think you're going to change the world by smoking pot and listening to music? Fuck you. I hope one of those trees you hug and fuck all the time fall on you. Let's see how much you love trees then.
51. Pot heads-- For thinking you're more intellectual when you're high. No, the marijuana just makes you think you're more intellectual, you're still a dumbfuck.
52. Junkies-- Overdose on drugs? Good. Fuck you. You did it to yourself.
53. Straight Edge-- You're not special just because you don't drink, do drugs, smoke, or have sex. Everyone is "straight edge" until they are 21 anyway. You're going to die in the end, you might as well live it up.
54. Single people-- For pissing and moaning about being single. No one loves you, and no one ever will love you. Get over it. You're going to die alone, deal with it.
55. People in relationships-- For telling everyone how happy you are when no one actually cares. You're also going to die alone, hope you're looking forward to it.
56. Liberals-- For being a bunch of dirty hippies.
57. Republicans-- For being a bunch of freedom stealing crooks.
58. Democrats-- For being a bunch of money hungry crooks.
59. Homosexuals-- For thinking everyone hates you just because of your sexual preference.
60. Heterosexuals-- For giving homosexuals shit. You're worthless too.
61. Bisexuals-- For not being able to make up your mind, or if you like both... for being greedy.
62. Sex-- It's boring and repetitive.
63. Women-- For being stupid, shallow, selfish cunts.
64. Men-- For being stupid, shallow, selfish, sex obsessed assholes.
65. Teenagers-- For thinking your problems are important and others want to hear about them. You're heartbroken? Get over it. Only way to solve a broken heart is to not have one at all... or to put a bullet through it.
66. Children-- For being loud, whining, obnoxious little shits with nothing better to do than to irritate me. Everyone thinks you're cute now, but when you get older, everyone's going to hate you just like I hate you.
67. Senior citizens-- For taking too long to die and get out of my way in traffic/the store/anywhere else I see you.
68. Television-- For making everyone fucking stupid.
69. Psychologists-- For pretending to care about others when you actually are just thinking how much money you've made off of your patient once that hour is up.
70. Police-- For being crooked little fucks with a superiority complex, and thinking you can do whatever you want just because you wear a badge.
71. Pop music-- For not having any lyrics that have meaning or depth to them and for having the same music that plays that sounds like every other pop band.
72. Rap music-- For turning into something that actually had a message to complete shit. Seriously, how the fuck do you go from "fight the power" to showing off how much money you have and how many cars you own? Rap is a disgrace to the music industry.
73. Teachers-- For not encouraging your kids to think for themselves and telling them that mediocrity is ok. Pass this test to make the school look good, who cares if you learned anything from it?
74. Emo kids-- Your life does suck. I know, I understand. Unfortunately there is really nothing else to do about it but end it. I know you were hoping for some glimmer of hope, but I'm sorry; there is no light at the end of the tunnel, there is no silver lining. Life is always going to suck. Your parents are never going to love you, your boyfriend/girlfriend really will find someone much more attractive than you and leave you as soon as that person comes along. You don't need that shit! Show em who's boss and and make a bowl out of your skull with a shotgun blast!
75. Summer and spring-- Because it's too fucking hot in GA to have such seasons.
76. Rich people-- For not sharing it with the less fortunate.
77. Poor people-- For being beggars.
78. The middle class-- For being comfortable when others are struggling and you're not lending a hand.
79. People who read my blog-- Because you bitch too much when I've offended you.
80. People who don't read my blog-- Because you're missing important life lessons that I am teaching. Don't blame me if your life fucks up. I'm trying to help.
81. Celebrities-- For bitching about how hard their lives are. You have enough money, buy yourself a new life.
82. Support Our Troops-- How exactly are you supporting them by buying a pretty ribbon to go on your car? How about you really support them and go fight alongside them in the war? They could use the help.
Part III
83. Internet whores. Post a shit load of pictures of yourself in the most revealing clothing you can find. Don't worry, we all believe it's you in the pictures... really, we do. That's definitely you. There's no way in hell you could be morbidly obese or completely deformed. Wait, I've seen that picture on a porn site before. Ah, you trickster you. You had me going for a minute. You clever sonuvabitch.
84. People who leave Thoughts on a daily basis. "I'm done with Thoughts!" Ok, we'll see you tomorrow. I get it, you've had it will all the drama/bullshit/blah, blah, blah. Leave already. Despite how popular you think you are on this site no one gives a shit if you leave and never come back. Just leave quietly and never return. You're not that important, despite what you may think.
85. The Anti-Obama Brigade. "That fucking Socialist/Fascist/Communist/Nazi asshole! He's fucking up the country and everyone is too blind to see it! Wake up, America!" Yeah, yeah. We get it. Black man seeking vengeance on the white man for fucking him over for 100+ years. That whole race thing is played out. By the way, how the fuck can someone be a Communist Nazi? Nazis hated Communists. Get your shit straight before you decide to post political shit. Using your logic I think I am going to become an atheist Christian.
86. Obama Supporters. Yeah! Tell em all everything good Obama has done for this country! Granted he hasn't even been in office for a year yet, but damnit that guy has some damn good ideas! Honestly, I haven't seen shit that's impressed me yet. He's just another asshole that happened to win the election and he's not going to do anything he promised. Face it, he'll fuck us over just like every other leader of this country has done. Way to go, voters. Way to go. I can safely say as a non-voting American citizen that I had nothing to do with whatever mistakes this jackass has made/is going to make.
87. Ass kissers. "Oh, ADH! You're so funny and clever!" Fuck you. Stop trying to suck up to me. I don't like you and I never will. Unless you plan on sucking my dick, I don't give a shit what you have to say. Stop stealing my shit too. Yes, I know it's funny and clever and you wish you could write the way I do, but you can't. Face it: you have nothing to write about and even when you do, no one cares. Go cry yourself to sleep and kill yourself in the morning.
88. Pro-ana dumb fucks. How come kids today get to pick what disorder they want to have? Goddamnit! I didn't have that luxury growing up. Kids today have it so easy. I want some fucking depression and schizophrenia. Where can I get some? Does anyone know? Actually, I want to have leprosy and lupus too. Can someone send that my way? Fuck! Kids today have all these options. Back in my day there were no options. We either had to eat healthy or be fat. I know, I know. It's really sad. Stop stressing so much about your weight you poor little pro-ana people. Why should you stop worrying about your weight? It's simple: you're always going to be fat. Yup, no matter how much weight you lose you'll always be fat. You're fat now and you're going to be forever. No one's ever going to love you. Hell, I wouldn't love a fat cow like you either. What the hell did you eat today anyway? A family. God, you look disgusting. Lose some more weight and be beautiful like everyone else. Everyone else is healthy, what the fuck's your problem? Fucking freak. I have a diet tip for all of you: drink bleach. Drink a gallon of bleach and it automatically brings you to your ideal weight.
89. Cutters. Tell us about how deep you decided to cut tonight, how much blood was flowing from your arm. We'll simply laugh and tell you to go for the jugular vein next time. Stop wasting your time with knives and razors and pick up something that actually gets the job done (like a gun.)
90. People with depression. We really do care how you are. Really, we do. Honestly. Why would I lie to you? Ok, fine. I'm lying. No one gives a fuck about how depressed you are. Seek help for it, pop a few pills, or run back and forth on a busy interstate until you single handedly stop traffic for a couple of hours. Life's depressing. Shit happens. Get the fuck over it and move on.
91. People who post their daily diet routine and schedule. It'll never work. You know that, right? Once you lose all that weight and feel good about yourself you're just going to gain it all back. If you're fat you're always going to be fat. If you lose 60 pounds you're still going to be that fat, insignigicant little shit no one ever cared about and no one ever will. Go stuff your face full of ice cream and get over it, lard ass.
92. People who discuss their break up. He/she doesn't love you anymore. There will be others out there though, right? Surely there is. There's someone from everyone. Everyone has a soulmate. You probably still believe in the Easter Bunny too, don't you? It's ok, keep believing there's someone out there for you. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Fucking loser. I can see why you're single. I wouldn't want to date you either.
93. People who say how much they love their significant other. I'd hate to break the news to you, but relationships these days end as quickly as they begin. Nothing ever lasts and you're going to die alone. Sure, you're happy now but it won't last. Someone else that's more attractive will definitely come along and they're going to forget all about-- what's your name again? No one gives two fucks about how happy the two of you are. Whenever someone congratulates the two of you they are actually hoping you two break up soon. "I'm happy as long as you're happy." You don't still believe that bullshit, do you? Ever wonder why they don't talk to you anymore? They hate you for finding someone and they hate the other person for not picking them.
94. People in an abusive relationship. In an abusive relationship? Sucks for you. You know it's your fault, right? No one will ever tell you that, but it is. You decided to pick them and to love them unconditionally and they constantly abuse you physically and emotionally. You deserve it. Maybe they're right, you really are worthless and you never will find anyone else to love you. Have fun getting kicked down the stairs. The whole pity party thing still works to this day. Clever, clever. Way to play that shit up.
95. Earth. For being the breeding ground and home for all the aforementioned morons, liars, whores, etc. Send some fire and floods and disease and wipe us all out. I know you can do it.
96. Nihilists/Anarchists/Anti-Establishment Jackasses. You're all morons just trying to be rebels. You have no idea how much the world and government and everything else can suck. Although I appreciate your efforts, you don't know shit. Fuck off and leave it to the professionals.
If you're not me then chances are I hate you,
Another Dead Hero
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