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| If You Have the Following Beliefs... |
... you're probably wrong.
Atheism- The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then became dinosaurs.
Christianity- God created man and woman with original sin, then he impregnated a woman with himself as her child, so he could be born. Once alive, he will kill himself as a sacrifice to himself to save mankind from the sin he originally condemned us to. In other words, a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Satanism- You don't believe in Satan, but you use his name in your religion. You believe in individual thought, yet you plagiarise everyone else's ideas to fit your own agenda and turn it into a religion (most of the people whose ideas you stole detest religion of all kinds.) You follow the teachings of Anton LaVey who exaggerated and lied about practically every aspect of his life. If he lies about his own background, why take him seriously? If you're such a die hard supporter of individuality and thinking for yourself then why do you belong to a religion full of a bunch of sheep who share the same ideas?
Buddhism- The only thing I have against Buddhism is the teaching of compassion. I do not believe in giving people compassion when they do not deserve it. I find compassion to be a sign of weakness and it prevents people from improving themselves because they are too worried about everyone else. I do admire and respect the teaching that solutions to our problems are within ourselves and nowhere else.
Judaism- I was told by a Jewish kid in school that Jews learn from the Torah how to act, think and even feel about life and death. I don't think it is right having someone, much less something telling you how you should think. You should be thinking for yourselves and forming your own ideas.
Islam- No, I am not going to come on here and bash Muslims and claim they are all terrorists because that is just stupid. Islam does not equal terrorism. I know that and anyone with a brain knows that. The Qur’an is not to be questioned though. I am a firm believer in asking questions when it comes to everything. I do not believe you are a bad Muslim, Christian, Jew, etc. for asking questions. Asking questions are what help us learn. I just can't agree with taking things at face value. What good does it do us not to question?
Scientology- To the outsider: Scientology will help me become a happier person. Oh, I have to spend a few bucks to get an e-reading? I shouldn't trouble myself with what it involved...I should just relax, you say? Ok then. Oh, my reading indicates I need your services? They cost more money? That will make me happy? Ok, I can afford some help. (cut to 3 months later) I don't have any more money...you can't help me any more? Alright then.
To the organization: Let's pretend like we have a service to off people, and as they spend more and more significant amounts of money, we will give them higher ranks in Scientology, the cult equivalent of bigger prizes at the ticket counter at Putt-Putt. When people spend enough, we will tell them the crazy-as-all-get-out story the L. Ron Hubbard made up...you know, the man who once said that the way to get rich is to invent a religion?
My main problem with Scientology is this: IT WAS INVENTED BY A FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR! If you don't know anything about the religion, read up on it and see for yourself what a bullshit story it is.
Republicans- You can't accept differing opinions. This country is full of people of many backgrounds, ethnicities, religious beliefs, and you think that if they don't fit into your little mold of being some old, God fearing, yuppie fuck stick that they aren't worth your time. You cater to the rich white. You want peace by bombing the fuck out of whomever doesn't believe in your beliefs. You're pretty much the bullies of the world.
Democrats- You don't think people can take care of themselves and need Big Daddy Government watching our every move. Government does not make my decisions for me. I do not believe in community responsibility. We don't all need to come together because people in general are morons. Every man for himself as far as I'm concerned. Most people don't deserve help in the first place. You cater to too many people looking for handouts. Fuck em. Let em starve and die.
Libertarians- You want and enjoy having highways, public schools, and all of those wonderful things, but you don't think you should pay for it. You're just a bunch of dumb shits like the two major political parties.
Anarchists- You're all idiots. I think anyone claiming to be an "anarchist" should be shot. I've seen you, claiming to hate the man, wanting to overthrow government and overthrow absolutely everything. Not much of an anarchist when that nice little check gets to you from the place you work, are you? I also find it funny that there are anarchist groups. Anarchist groups?! Are you fucking kidding me? One of the biggest oxymorons I've ever come across. Anarchy isn't about groups and organization. Pull your head out of your asses. If there were total anarchy you'd get eaten alive. Suck my dick.
Fascists- Hell, I just don't like being told what to do and controlled. That's my only reason for hating you. I don't want to be told what to read, write, watch, hear, think, etc. However, if I am the tyrant in a fascist state then hell yeah I'm all for it! Who wouldn't listen to me? Hell, if they didn't I'd just order them to be executed. See, whether people want to believe it or not, they enjoy being told to do shit. They see something on television telling them they need this or that and they actually believe it. I am not that way. I refuse to buy into propaganda and being told what I should read, listen to, etc.
Nihilism- "I don't believe in anything, not even nihilism." Well, aren't you a little rebel? Nihilism is the belief in nothing, essentially. No, not the belief in no God or whatever. The belief in nothing. It's an entire belief in contradictions. Everything is meaningless. That's bullshit. Does everything have a meaning? No. Is everything meaningless? No. I am hungry and want to make a sandwich. So, the meaning of me getting up is I am hungry and I want food. Fuck nihilism.
There are way too many belief systems and philosophies and religions. I can't attack them all. I'm already tired.
Kardist,
Another Dead Hero
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