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| For Every Animal You Don't Eat... |
I am going to eat five.
Vegetarians and vegans I find particularly annoying. For some reason they think it is cruel to eat another living thing. That's the way the world works. Life feeds on life. If you are so pro nature and not killing living things then stop eating vegetables too. Did you know plants are also living organisms? Yup, sure are. I suppose they don't count though, right?
You are not saving animals by not eating them. Animals eat other animals and kill their own kind daily. What's your take on this? Going to start protesting animals killing other animals now? They are just as guilty as we are of killing wildlife. If you're so against animal cruelty why aren't you against animals being cruel to other animals?
Why don't you just let nature take its course? There are many species of animals that were once here that aren't anymore. We didn't kill them all. They simply went away. Everything that lives has to die. Stop fucking with nature and trying to save everything on this planet. Everything needs to run its course. That's how the world works. The most natural thing for any living organism to do is to eventually die out. Trying to save endangered species is just another arrogant attempt by humans to control nature just like they try to control everything else.
One group of vegetarians that annoys me are the ones who say, "I am a vegetarian, but I'll eat fish and chicken." What the fuck? So, all animals are near and dear to your heart except fish and chicken? You're okay with those two animals being wiped off the face of the earth? Using your logic I think I am going to be a "vegetarian" as well. However, I am only going to eat beef and pork and that's it. I'm still a vegetarian, right? I figure it should go both ways.
I find it funny as hell when these moronic animal fuckers express their love for animals and then get attacked by one. Now that you're getting mauled by one of these creatures, how about telling me how much you love them? They don't give a shit about you, you should stop giving a shit about them and find another cause that actually matters.
It also humors me when I hear about people not eating meat because of getting sick at one point by eating a certain kind of meat. I have gotten sick from the cold as well, doesn't mean I stop going outdoors. I've been in a wreck, doesn't mean I boycott driving a car.
You know, sometimes I like to take my gun on my grandparents' land and hunt... not for food, just because I like watching them die. There's nothing funnier than seeing a squirrel being unable to finish that acorn because I just happened to put a bullet through its brain, or a deer not knowing in a few short seconds it's going to be shot and decapitated just so it can serve as a decoration for my uncle's living room. That's where the whole thrill of hunting comes in for me. Hahaha! Still gives me a chuckle. And running over animals crossing the road is even more amazing. Just knowing they had no chance of making it across the street makes my day that much brighter. Why risk fucking up my car that I pay for justĀ for some moronic animal who decided he might be able to make it across a busy highway?
About to go enjoy a thick, juicy, bloody, delicious steak,
Another Dead Hero
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, ReverendĀ [Alowishus], tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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