Thoughts.com Blogs - 23rd, September, 2007.... Call me...or dont...

boyfriend

a regular male friend and companion, especially as a partner in a romantic or sexual relationship.
Dutch: vriend, het vriendje (de)
French: petit copain (m)
German: Freund (m)
Italian: ragazzo
Spanish: amigo íntimo, novio

Ahhhh....thats what boyfriend means...i recently felt i had forgotten due to the fact that i have a 'boyfriend' who...well is more a kind of invisible boyfriend....I think technically i'm allowed to say i have a boyfriend...for example "Your fit...got a boyfriend?"..."umm yes..." but you wouldn't hear me saying "yes he is over there actually..." catch my drift? Now...i'm no stunner...i'm not britney...actually i probably count that as a good thing right now...but i deserve a bit of respect...anyway i've had this invisble boyfriend syndrome for a while now and you know when you've got atheletes foot and you just have had enough and have to get rid and you know that once its all sorted your going to be happy again and will be able to accomplish alot more...well thats what is happening here...i have to get rid of my atheletes foot...ahem i mean boyfriend. But try as i might i cant even get in touch with the guy to dump him! Ironic.... Is it? So...i have said we need to talk...he must have realised that i'm gonna dump him back into the sea with all the other fishes...i'm gonna put him back on the market....let him off his leash...you get the point. So goodbye Mr "I'll call you later", Goodbye Mr "i dont want anything too serious", Goodbye Mr "i'm in no rush", Goodbye Mr "I'm just soooo busy".
On another serious point...why do people feel the need to beep the car horns when they leave peoples houses....i mean whats that all about...i mean they do it these beepers when they turn upto peoples houses...whats wrong with a doorbell? why do they have to irritatingly press there car horn about 5 times just to say "i'm here..." when they can press the doorbell and say "i'm here and i've not disturbed anybody on the street". Then they leave and do it again! "beep beep...i'm leaving" just say bye...its always old men...maybe they think thats what the car horns for...to alert the street they are arriving and havent got their glasses on... after a couple of times its annoying but then i just get annoyed and shout "fuck off!" i dont know who's actually gonna hear me when i'm in the house and dosey mr smith is beeping away like he thinks hes in an ice cream van! but i do it anyway....and usually they stop...i think its more of a coincidence coz if mr smith cant even hear himself beeping all the way down the bloody road he isnt going to hear me giving him polite advice to shut the fuck up.
Anyway rant over...need to put sum spot cream on, feed the cat, finish my relationship...nothing major!
Miss Em Kay xx