*If you call your mom and dad "Aunt Mom" and "Uncle Dad", you might be a redneck.

*If you voted for Bush.... you might be a redneck.

*If every time you run out of beer, you get this sudden urge to smack your wife around... you might be a redneck.

*If your most prized possession in life is out in the driveway and has 18 wheels on it, you might be a redneck.

Plus you might be a redneck if............

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You ever cut your grass and found a car.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You own a homemade fur coat.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

People hear your car a long time before they see it.