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| Sweeney Todd |
Dude. I'm sooo freaking bored. I've been laying around the mansion just watching movies. As much as I hate muggles, I can't help but to watch their movies. They're so real, they're almost...magical.
So I was sitting-no, not sitting. Lounging. Dark Lords don't sit. They lounge.-So I was lounging on a sofa when Bellatrix comes prancing in, swinging her purse. Yes, she has a purse. It's leather with chains and skulls on it. Quite dashing, if I do say so myself! She was singing about how she found a new movie to watch. It was like this:
Me: Ugh. I'm so bored. Bellatrix! Go get me one of those fantastic muggle movies!
Bellatrix:  MY LORD! How can you use 'muggle' and 'fantastic' in the same sentence without 'not' inbetween?
Me: Because I'm the bloody Dark Lord Voldemort. That's why!
Bellatrix: Oh. Mmkay!
So she went to the store and got me the first DVD she saw...It was this weird movie called Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I was like, "What the Hell?" So I started watching it. Imagine my suprise when this muggle started singing. I was all like:
Me: BELLATRIX!!!!!!
Bellatrix: What concerns you, my lord?
Me: This movie is a...Horror Movie Musical.Musical.
Bellatrix: OH! I'm so sorry, my lord! Do you need me to get you a new one, my lord?
Me: Do you jest? This is amazing! I didn't know you knew me so well!
Bellatrix: Uh...umm..*Drools*
Me: Real sentences, please.
Bellatrix: I LIKE OWLS!
Me: Alrighty then!
I have to say, that movie is great! I think it's my favourite! My fav song is A Little Priest. That's great. I started laughing so hard at the beginning when it was giving the rating. It was like:
TV: This movie is rated 'R' for graphic bloody violence.
Me: OMG! LOL ROTF LMAO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love that movie
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