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HUFFLEPUFF?!?!

Yo!

Lately, I've been doing a bunch of those online HP roleplaying games. I have to hide my screen when anyone walks by, though, because if they found out I would die. Metaphorically. Anyhoo, on all of them, you have to take a quiz to be sorted. On all of them , I was sorted into...Hufflepuff. HUFFLEPUFF! I'm the flippin Dark Lord and I got put into ruddy HUFFLEPUFF?!? I screamed the first time. So naturally, a Death Eater came to see what was wrong. It was Bella, and she was gaping at the big "CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU GOT HUFFLEPUFF!" dancing across my screen with a little badger. That was the end of dignity. She called everyone else over and they all had a laugh at my expense. A really, really, long laugh.

Bella and Cissa still have a giggle about it whenever I walk by. They've all started wearing their old Slytherin robes to our Death Eater Gatherings, just to rub it in. Cissa has taken to calling me lil Cedric. They seem to forget, or ignore, the fact that I was once a proud Slytherin. But, no! They go around telling me "Slytherin in body, Hufflepuff in spirit!" Bella even gave me a set of Hufflepuff robes! Gee thanks, Bella, thanks a lot for that. Although I will admit, they look pretty dashing on me. Yellow is definitely my colour. I swear, I'll never live this down. Voldemort, the Hufflepuff. *Sighs*

What good is a Hufflepuff anyways? What have they ever done? Eaten? Breathed? Sure, Cedric was the school champion in the Triwizard tournament, but he DIED! Ha ha, I killed him. Yay for me!

Hufflepuff: -1
Voldy: 1

Hmm, well that makes me feel better about myself. I want a celebratory quesadilla. Have you ever noticed that quesadilla sounds like a type of dinosaur? Or a monster??

Me: Surrender now, innocent townsfolk, or I'll sic my quesadilla on you!

Innocent townsfolk: NO!! NOT THE QUESADILLA!!

Me: Oh yes, the quesadilla. He will devour your brains and cover you with sticky cheese!

Innocent townsfolk: NOT CHEESE!!

Me: Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

Wow, I need to get me one of them...

Posted by Me_And_Voldy_BFF on 2008-08-03 22:10:51 | Rating:

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wow you r odd lmao, Why do you have to hide your roleplaying?

Posted by bri_axedit_addiction on 2008-08-03 22:18:45

I'm the bloody dark lord! DON'T CALL ME ODD!I'm just special! I can talk to snakes, too! I have to hide my role playing from humiliation! Stupid muggle.

Posted by Me_And_Voldy_BFF on 2008-08-03 22:23:28

oh sureeee, more like the crazy lord lmao

Posted by bri_axedit_addiction on 2008-08-03 22:45:53

you didn't kill Cedric, your little rat pal did :) Check your sources love, shall we have a movie night? Just to clear things up?

Hufflepuff -1
Voldy 0
Scabby whiskers +1

Suck it.

Posted by mmmkristen on 2008-08-04 19:59:09

Excuse me? I believe that you should "suck it." Yeah, go suck hippogriff eggs. Wormtail killed him under MY commands with MY wand. Therefore, I did kill him. SO HA! It's not my fault that my body wasn't in proper condition for killing at that moment. Stupid Potter kid. By the way, look stuff up in the books rather than the movies.

Posted by Me_And_Voldy_BFF on 2008-08-05 12:08:52