I have become rather annoyed with some people & things at the workplace today & thought what better way to deal with them then to blog about them.

1. Coworkers that never shut the Hell up! “Really, nobody else cares that your mother only eats sweets & not her TV Dinners!”

2. Coworkers that yell from their cubie to their boss’ office – which is about five feet away. “Shut your damn piehole & get up to talk to him!”

3. Coworkers that will just lie something on your chair (that you have never seen before) without as much as a note with what should be done with it. “I’m sorry that your daughter’s fiftieth phone call is holding but at least leave me a note with what I should be doing with this damn thing or wait until I get back to my desk!”

4. Coworkers &/or bosses who try to talk to you while you are on a phone call. “Can’t you see that I’m currently busy – LEAVE ME ALONE!”

5. Coworkers &/or bosses who have very loud conversations right behind you or over you while you are trying to schedule a hearing with the judge’s assistant, another attorney and the Guardian ad Litem. “Hello! I’m trying to hear something besides your dumb loud ass!”

6. Coworkers that buzz you & say “Line one wanted StickBoss’/Rhino’s assistant.” Okay, that’s peachy & all but who is it? I kinda need to know in case I need to get their file or if I need to avoid them.

7. Coworkers that take on their bi-monthly criminal client & try to argue with me when they don’t like how something is done. “Sorry b**ch, but I’m the criminal gal here, I’ve been doing criminal work for almost five years, I think I know what I’m talking about. So, stop arguing with me!”

8. Coworkers that think you don’t have anything to do when you start closing out files. “Ummm, I have plenty but the stack of files has gotten so large that if I don’t do something about it, they are bond to either tumble on me &/or Robyn!”

9. Coworkers who won’t do anything extra because they are too busy playing on the internet, typing up recipe cards or reading their book. “Lets see, I work for two attorneys, my stack of work seems to be growing rather than shrinking & I’m the one that is working the front desk. Give me a break!”

10. Coworkers who talk on the phone – personal phone calls – more than they actually work & then complain when they are behind. “Well, you know if you didn’t talk to your daughter forty-nine times, your sister three times & your brother once just today, you would actually have some work done!”

I think that ten is a good stopping point…I may continue this in another blog. :)

“Shut the f**k up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.”