So, I’m a little upset this morning. I beat Rhino in to work today & decided that since that was the case, that I would pull a little prank on him. I did the whole Post-It on the bottom of the mouse thing. I didn’t hear anything from him! What the Hell?! Now this just makes me ponder about other things that I can do. Due to the fact that I take a later lunch, I’m in the back pretty much alone. So, it’s time to get some of these birds that inhabit “the nest”. Any suggestions? Let me know.

In the meantime, here is a list of pranks that may get you fired…

1. Putting superglue on the toilet seat.
2. Putting fake appointments on the attorneys’ calendars. “I have an appointment with John Lennon at 3:30?! & Marilyn Monroe at 4:00?!”
3. Having the senior partner’s vehicle towed.
4. The whole tack on the chair trick.
5. Duct tape completely around their dictating machine.
6. Peanut butter on the earpiece of the phones.
7. Bringing in a pie with shaving cream on it rather than Cool Whip.
8. Vaseline on all the door handles.
9. Mix up everybody’s files.
10. Prank calls from Mike Hunt and Seymour Butts.

I await some suggestions. Have a good one & beware!

“Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.”