As I have stated in a previous blog, I am wagon jumper for the Milwaukee Brewers, I’m not gonna deny it. Actually, I’m more of a fan of Corey Hart than the game itself. Anywho, I’ve never really been into baseball except to watch the boys back in high school. I’m slowly learning & here are some things that I learned thus far:

1. Baseball players are disgusting. I have never seen so many nose pickers, Snot Rockets, spitting or ball scratching in one afternoon.

2. It must be an unwritten rule that you must have a nice ass in order to join the MLB cuz 99% of the players do indeed have nice asses (kinda makes me forget about number one).

3. Whenever some of the players are up to bat, they have the most awkward stance. I’ve played some ball back in the day & I don’t think that I’ve ever stood like I have pants full of crap or that I’m about to engage in a Light Saber match against Darth Vader.

4. It seems that about 90% of the fans are good looking. I think that baseball has the best looking fans…however, I am comparing them to Nascar fans & Packer fans…you make your own conclusions.

That’s about it. Ha! Actually, I am learning some of the stat info, lingo & players. At this point, I know some of the stats and that Corey Hart is 6’6”, plays right outfield, originates from Kentucky, is married with three kids & drives a Honda Odyssey (I learned that from his chat last week – an Odyssey, that cracks me up!). He is kinda goony looking, but I love him anyway. Ha! However, some of the other players on the team are not too bad to look at – JJ Hardy, Ryan Braun, Ricky Weeks, Gabe Kapler (had to check his last name I couldn’t remember).

Let the learning continue…

“Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry?”