Wanna know what really sucks – when you not only wake up & think it’s a day later than it actually is but when you wake up on a Wednesday morning & you think that it’s Thursday…in May! Yea, I woke up this morning thinking that tomorrow I would be heading up to Crystal to kick off the camping season. Unfortunately, that is not the case. I am sad. :( That’s not for another eighty-five days…yea, I have a countdown going on. I so badly just want to go sit on the beach right now!

So, I’ve been watching the show Entourage lately (I heart Ari!) & it got me thinking – who’s entourage would I like to be apart of & why…hmmm…

1. Paris Hilton/Lindsey Lohan. You would be able to get into any club out in LA – Spider Room, Les Duex, Opera, Hyde, etc. However, I think that if you are apart of one those entourages, you are not allowed to wear underwear.

2. George Clooney. You get to walk the red carpet at huge movie premiers with the rest of his entourage – Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, etc. Sounds like a fun crew, right? But then again you may have to deal with the massive amount of Jolie-Pitt kids…how many kids do they have now? Twenty-seven?

3. Lauren Conrad/Heidi Montag. Again, you would be able to get into any club or restaurant in LA. But then you would have to choose a side & there is always a chance of a feud with every turn with one of these girls.

4. Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Kelso from That 70’s Show?! Although, you would have to deal with the weird situation of hanging out with Bruce Willis too. Not that Bruce wouldn’t be cool to hang out with (I would discuss Live Free or Die Hard with him extensively) but isn’t it a little weird that he hangs out with his ex-wife & her new boy toy husband? A little too weird for me.

5. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Not only would you get to see every single race but you would have the best seats in the house! I, however, would skip the road courses, they are boring. Seriously, I don’t see a downside to being apart of Junior – or any Nascar driver’s entourage.

6. The cast of Entourage. Can’t have a list of entourages without the fellows of the show, right? I think that I might be kicked out of it though cuz I would be too into running my fingers through Adrian Grenier’s hair (it looks so soft!) & cuddling with Jerry Ferrara (he’s like a big teddy bear!).

So, I think that Junior is the winner. I would like to be apart of his entourage. :)

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