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So, the staff here at the office all got an email about a meeting coming up in June & that if anyone had any issues that they should write them down along with a possible solution to that problem. Here is my list…
Problem: Chatty
Solution: Use her as a noisy speed bump.
Problem: Azon
Solution: Trip as she stomping down the stairs.
Problem: HighWaters
Solution: Pool some money together to get her pants that fit.
Problem: Karen’s Daughter, Katie, calling in constantly.
Solution: Tell Katie – “Wipe, then flush. Don’t forget to pull undies & pants back up.”
Problem: Weymo/Daisy (fka Rhino) thinking that we can read their minds.
Solution: They come equipped with “thought bubbles”.
Problem: Huttenbomb/The Pod dropping their “loads” where everyone can smell.
Solution: Outhouses for each!
Problem: StickBoss being too skinny.
Solution: Everyday someone shoves a Whopper/Big Mac down her throat.
I encourage you to complete a Problem/Solution list as well & to send it to your HR representative. :)
“Well, I say we hire a couple’a wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him.” |
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Posted by Mandie142 on 2008-04-17 09:50:14 | Rating: | Views: 84
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You're too much, Mandie. Very funny.
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Posted by Meredith
on 2008-04-17 11:23:46
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Meredith, I do try! :)
I just wanted to note that Katie (Karen's daughter) is like 28 years old & she calls at least four times a day. I'm not even kidding when I say that. Sometimes it's more. Welcome to my world!
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-04-17 11:32:46
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OMG!!!!!!! It's soooo true! I love it! Except I think that the H-Bomb should no longer be allowed to do #2 on the premises and GJ should have his cell taken away promptly at 5:00 every night as he is a horrible "drunk dialer".
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-04-17 12:36:14
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Problem: Karen’s Daughter, Katie, calling in constantly.
Solution: Petty cash for Nanny.
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Posted by Long
on 2008-04-18 05:44:45
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ooh better
Problem: Karen’s Daughter, Katie, calling in constantly.
Solution: Get on episode if Super Nanny
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Posted by Long
on 2008-04-18 05:45:47
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Omahgahhh, you're hilarious! I loved this, and I feel the need to vent in a problem/solution blog soon. This was great!
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Posted by BitterSweetheart
on 2008-04-20 22:28:13
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Yeah, that put a smile on my face today. HE HE
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Posted by BitterSweetNy
on 2008-04-21 15:58:54
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