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I hate Mondays! No wait, I loathe Mondays! So, of course, today is already rotten & when I come into work, I see that Jen’s vehicle is not in the parking lot – she’s home with a sick child. During about the first two hours of the day, I hear Azon repeatedly running down to the basement. She’s got the stomach flu! Okay, would you come to work while you are hurling & shitting like a goose?! She finally leaves & now the rest of us have to pick up the slack…no wait, Robyn & I have to pick up the slack. The two busiest gals in the office are the two that have to pick up the slack. We are officially pissed cuz Chatty won’t step up to help out at all. She works for one attorney (who just got back from a week long vacation & really hasn’t done anything all morning except run errands), surfs the internet & talks non-stop. I really, really want to run her over with my car. “Oops! That was one Hell of a noisy speed bump. Hmmm.” So, here I am at the front desk (a place I really hate to be) & I’m just thinking of ways that I could cause bodily harm to the one we call Chatty…
1. Run over her with car (as stated above).
2. Beat her with Jen’s weird feather pen that kinda resembles Beaker from The Muppet Show.
3. Make her into a duct tape mummy.
4. Rub her face all over Azon’s germ invested desk.
5. Pour my hot cocoa on top of her thinning hair head.
6. Make copies of her face…while I’m ramming the top of the copy machine down on her melon.
7. Stuff all the root beer barrels into her mouth…just the smell of those things would kill me.
8. Ask her to help me carry files down to the basement & “accidentally” stumble into her causing her to plummet down the stairs.
9. Use her as a dart board. “I got it in her nostril – bullseye!”
10. Staple, paperclip & tape her mouth shut.
Well, now the lobby is filling up with clients & they are starring at me like I’m a frickin’ monkey in a zoo. I hate this! I feel like I should start flinging stuff at them or maybe start doing some type of tricks. God, I cannot wait to get away from this desk!
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Posted by Mandie142 on 2008-03-24 13:55:17 | Rating: | Views: 87
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"they are starring at me like I’m a frickin’ monkey in a zoo"
Hehe just pretend you are picking fleas out of your own hair and eating them, that'll make 'em back off a little.
11. have Azon get sick in Chattys desk draw.
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Posted by Long
on 2008-03-25 03:02:14
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I like the way you think, Long. Tee hee!
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-03-25 09:22:46
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Gotta love chatty kathy. I really do NOT miss her.
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2008-03-25 21:57:43
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