Have you ever just wanted to disappear? Not completely. But maybe disappear from the life you are living now into a different one – a better one. I want to jump into the life a Nascar/Baseball/Football Wife. A life where I don’t have to worry about anything except for whether I’m gonna go to my husband’s race/game. I would SO love right now to be down in Florida where the Brewers are playing this evening. Yesterday, JJ Hardy bragged about how he sat out by the pool before the game & got sunburned. Not fair! I wanna be sunburned too!

I’m stressed out – work is crazy, the personal schedule is getting insane & my mother is getting on my nerves. You’re probably thinking “If work is so crazy, then why are you blogging?” Well, let me tell ya – if I don’t blog, I’m gonna blow up & then the building I’m in will be doing the same…taking all the “wonderful” co-workers with me. It’s frickin’ freezin’ in here, so that just adds to my already bubbly mood. I actually snapped at Chatty this morning cuz she was trying to tell me how to fix the copier…which I have fixed about ninety times before (thing is a piece of shit!). Then I have Karen hacking up a lung every two seconds. I’m just waiting for her to blow chunks all over her desk. Azon is wearing a skirt that if she bends over you’ll see her crotch & I just wanna tell her to get some damn clothes on. God, I’m so crabby.

The personal schedule – while it’s 99% fun stuff, it’s still overwhelming. I’m hardly ever home but at the same time, I’m excited to leave. I wanna go camping. I wanna go see Jessica. I wanna get to my Brewers games. I wanna go to Six Flags & ride the Superman. I wanna eat cheese curds, watch REO Speedwagon & then eat a giant Elephant Ear. I’m hopeful that once I start all this fun stuff (camping kicks it off in two weeks) that I’ll become less stressed. However, I am in fear that Daisy will screw things up on me while I’m on my vacations & I’ll just think about that the whole time ruining my relax time. Maybe I’m too wound up…but how do I become unwound? Any ideas?

As for my mother…she was just bitching at me cuz Daisy decided not to take on a case of hers as the partners didn’t feel that it was worth their time & her money. Then she was bitching that Mother’s Day is being held at her place. I told her that my sister & I could come over Sunday morning & get things together but that she needs to get my brothers (who are sixteen & seventeen) to do some stuff too. Usually, the younger one isn’t a problem, it’s the older one. But she lets him do whatever he wants, whenever he wants without any consequences cuz she doesn’t want to listen to him cry about it. I kinda blew up at her today & told her that she needs to start telling him no & that if he doesn’t like that he can go to his room & pout. It’s just ridiculous that he can do whatever he wants.

I really think that I’m gonna hurt somebody if I don’t get a drink soon. Thankfully, I have plans tonight to go out to dinner with one of my cousins, two of my aunts, my sister & my mother (hopefully she won’t start in on anything). I think that I’m gonna have me a daiquiri. I think it’s one of those meals!

I hope that all is well with everyone. Sorry that I have been slightly absent lately but like I said, things have been crazy here at work & I don’t have a computer at home anymore (I never had time to use it, so I sold it). I hope to get some reading done since I have come to the conclusion that I am not doing anymore work for the day…even though I’m here for another hour.

“Alright, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You stop being a little bitch for, let's say, oh, I don't know, an hour or two, and I won't knock the religion of your choice for a week.”