Well, I’m happy to report that another weird dream has occurred. This time, I’m chillin’ with my friend, Amanda’s crew. We are hanging out inside a gas station. I don’t know. Anywho, there are a bunch of desks set up inside the station like in a classroom. Well, I take a seat in a desk in front of Marcus (the potential new guy) & we start discussing football – actually he starts harassing me as my team lost.

Then it jumps to where I’m shopping at a mall with my mom. We are looking at a sports store at Badger stuff – that’s pretty typical. Then I decide that I want to meet up with my two best friends, Jill & Melissa, so I’m trying to get in touch with them & they don’t answer. I try multiple times with no luck.

Then it goes to where I’m at Noah’s Ark (or some other waterpark) with one of my other best friends, Kim. We are playing on this fake wave thing & I’m going out on the surfboard & bite it right away. I then try to leave & everyone is stopping me & talking to me – I just wanted to get out of there. I start panicking that I will not make my next event in time & then I wake up.

Once again, so weird. Maybe I should be seeing a dream analyst for all these crazy things.

“When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.”