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So I just talked to the Pre-Admit clinic for a screening before my surgery.  Basically for them to tell me what I already knew.  Typical stuff..no eating or drinking after midnite, no Ibuprofen, blah blah blah.  Yea yea I know I know.  Medical history crap, yada yada. 

Then the lovely lady informs me that I can't shave my legs 3 days prior to surgery....Here's the conversation:

"Don't shave your legs for 3 days prior"

"Huh?  You've got to be kidding me"

"No, sorry"

"and why exactly not?"

"well, if you knick yourself, they wont do the surgery"

"HUH?"

"for risk of infection"

"oh sick...I was planning on doing that the morning of..now I have to go in with hairy legs?"

"they'll shave you when you get here"

"not both my legs and just me knee...well shit"


So we converse a little while longer then she asks

"Will you be on your period the day of surgery"

me counting  "Probably, why?"

"well they don't want you to use a tampon, just a pad"

"oh God why?  That's sick"

"well"
  get this "In case something wierd happens and you end up in ICU or something they don't want it to be in there for days without anyone knowing"

"Ughhhh really?  Well shit"

"They'll let you wear your panties"

"Well I sure as hell hope so otherwise it would be gross"


Then she asks me if I smoke, how much, then she informs me

"Try not to smoke for 24 hours prior"

"okay so my surgery's not until 1pm..I already can't drink or eat anything and NOW you don't want me to smoke either?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Well at least cut down"


Then she tells me no makeup, deodorant, or perfume.  SO bascially they want me coming in there pissed off, smelly and hairy...yea, that will be fun for the people in recovery cause from what I've been told...I'm a heinous bitch waking up and come out of anesthesia swingin....

This should be fun
Posted by Mamacita925 on 2008-03-14 14:48:44 | Rating: n/a | Views: 99


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Posted by
Whitters
on 2008-03-14 14:55:13
 
You know, you should just stop shaving now... give the dr's something to talk about.
Come on, it will be fun!
 
 

Posted by
Mamacita925
on 2008-03-14 15:08:59
 
That's what's so funny...I haven't shaved in a couple of days and my hair grows really fast...I thought about just lettin in go...lol
 
 

Posted by
Whitters
on 2008-03-14 15:21:31
 
You should. I mean make it long enough that you can almost braid it. If it grows that fast, bead some of your leg hairs.
Because nothing say's hairy leg sexy, like hairy beaded leg hair does.
 
 

Posted by
Mamacita925
on 2008-03-14 15:36:22
 
lmao.....I could get it put in cornrows with the braids at the bottom...all of them around my ankle like an anklette...ohh that would be pretty!!!
 
 

Posted by
DouglasMB
on 2008-03-14 15:48:03
 
yeah.... um.... I reallly ahve nothing to say to all that lol
 
 

Posted by
Whitters
on 2008-03-14 15:56:48
 
Hellz yeah girl!
 
 

Posted by
BitterSweetheart
on 2008-03-14 17:50:35
 
Wow. Good luck with that.
 
 

Posted by
prelude2it
on 2008-03-14 17:51:11
 
I have never heard of such a thing and I've had 2 surgeries. That's crazy!
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-03-15 17:48:21
 
i had to have my knee replaced a few years ago and they told me the same thing. i was not a happy camper. a woman needs a few things in some instances and shaving is one.
 
 


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