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Well my weekend went by too damn fast. I feel like I didn't have any time to myself. My weekend was pretty full of me doing other things.
Kaylie and Waggoner came back home finally. I don't know who was more excited between them. So we get home and Waggoner surverys the apartment to make sure nothing has changed since his abscence. Kaylie plops down on the floor and asks if she can watch a movie. Pretty soon Kaylie starts spurting out these little pearls of wisdom that my mother has bestowed upon her. Typical grandmother stuff...at first. Then my child pops out with this.... "mommy...did you know that people who aren't the same color skin as us have germs?" Go ahead and picture my face, I'll wait... let it sink in...yep my daughter actually had that sentence fly out of her mouth. "oh really? And why do you think that?" "I dunno" "kaylie, hunny, why would you think something like that? I'm not going to get mad" "Nana told me". Oh really......At this point I'm fuming. I mean my face has turned red and that little vein on my temple is throbbing.
I then had to explain to my daughter that just because someone doesn't have the same color skin, it doesn't mean they have "germs". I mean my God. I am the least racist person you will ever meet. I've dated probably every race known to man. My friends have always said that I'm the person who doesn't see color. What's killer is that my mom never struck me as the type who was racist. After about 30 minutes of me explaining to Kaylie that we don't judge people on the color of their skin. And pulling out the big guns telling her that Jesus didn't have the same color skin as us, I pick up the phone.
I made sure Kaylie was tucked away in her bedroom watching a movie and playing, then I called her.
"Hello"
"Just a note, Kaylie will not be spending the night with you again"
"okayyy....."
"And once this week is over, I'm changing my PT so you wont be picking her up either"
"Why the drastic change in behavior"
"I am sick and TIRED of you trying to influence my child for the worst...YOU'RE NOT HER MOTHER, quit putting your asenine way of thinking in her head"
"I don't know what you're talking about"
"She has done nothing but share your little pearls of wisdom with me since we've been home...how dare you"
"Really, I don't know what you're talking about"
"Of course you don't"
Then I just hung up. I was too upset and knew if I kept going things would get really ugly. I mean really though. Why in the hell would she say some shit like that to a 5 year. Does she really want to pass on racism to that generation. Make a new crop of skin-heads? I'm so irritated I can't see straight. She was so far out of line. Know I have to undo 3 weeks worth of white militant thinking that she has put in my daughters head. If there's one thing I wont stand for it's racism. There's no need for it. Her telling my daughter that basically makes her at the exact same level as the sperm donor in my eyes.
ughhhh!!! Tell me if I'm out of line, but I really don't think I am.
On a happier and funnier note...
This is for all the men out there...
What part of foreplay don't you understand? It's not a difficult topic. I'm gonna give you a little hint here....You asking for "nookie nookie" or whatever it is you call it, does not constitute foreplay. We need to be revved up. Trust me...it would be in your best interest to get us warmed up. The happier we are the happier you will be. You can't ask, and expect for us to give. I don't care if you think it feels better before we get warmed up, there's no such thing as too wet. If it hurts, you're not getting any....PERIOD.
Anyways, that's all for now. Lets get monday over with. |
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Posted by Mamacita925 on 2008-04-07 09:39:41 | Rating: | Views: 99
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hahaha there are so many things I can say to that man o man sounds like you had an interesting weekend.
Yeah I look at it like this, please forgive the typical man analagy. But women are kinda like a crock pot, if ya only turn em on for like 4 min they are not worth messing with... the food stays cold does not get cooked. But if ya turn it on early, and keep it turned on, the meat turns out tender, juicy, and the longer you cook it the better it is... and... if done right... you can leave the food in it and it will stay warm allllll day, so you can go back for more if you like and its ready... but ya got to turn it on. I know its a crass way of putting it, but I'm not perfect lol
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-04-07 10:05:12
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It may be crass to some but you are very right!!!
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Posted by Mamacita925
on 2008-04-07 10:07:18
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Doing it right is like anything else, you have to know how, it's an art form. You can be taught.... but then that kinda misses the point hahaha
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Posted by DouglasMB
on 2008-04-07 10:21:14
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I am with you 110%. There is no excuse for racism. My grandparents are the same way. They use the n word constantly and with such venom. I swear I cringe every time I hear one of them say it. I have been out with all race of guys to. I have said something to my grandma about her use of the word but she just doesn't listen. She says "they don't like us". It's just BS and I'm so sick of it so I feel for you girl.
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Posted by Faith
on 2008-04-07 15:35:38
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I don't think that you were out of line one bit! Your mother should not be planting those kind of thoughts in Kaylie's head. That's crap! I say "way to frickin' go!". I probably would have ran over there & bitch slapped your mother...but that's me. ;)
BTW, I totally agree with your foreplay portion of this blog - it's totally true. Hope all you guys out there are taking notes! :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2008-04-07 16:50:03
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Your mother was in the wrong and i hope men take note of the foreplay comment...for a change
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Posted by southernsun
on 2008-04-08 07:36:15
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Racism has no place today, anywhere. Grandma was way out of line.
As for foreplay, I couldn't agree more. It just isn't that complicated an idea!
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-04-08 16:52:57
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