Tomorrow is the last day of WASL testing. EVER! HAHAHAHA!!!!
It's SCIENCE. Which isn't even required, but for some reason I have to take anyway.  My pretty distraction isn't even TAKING it, so I have even less interest in taking it whatsoever. Hopefully, I don't sound like TOO MUCH of a stalker... I have been taking it, paying more attention to listing to Nerosis via concealed headphones.

Anyway, the observation of the day comes from Preston.
"Squirrels are primarily land-based amphibians!"

While it's hard to argue with that logic, there is one minor mistake.  I am aware that squirrels are, in fact, arachnids.

I really want a burger.

Why are they HAMburgers when it's beef?

Easter: 1) The one day of the year when bunnies DO lay eggs.
              2) A day when we celebrate the Easter Bunny's death for our sins.

I can no longer do math. For religious reasons.

Bacon.

Sigmund Freud was cancer free.

The music in my head is Wolves by Jesu.