... ISIS

Really.  They amaze me.

Anyway, I am writting a blog, which means that I'm bored. Again. Since I have nothing of even REMOTE merit to say, I guess I'll just blather on about nothing.

A poem:

Roses are red,
Violets areblue,
That's what they tell me,
Because I'm blind.

I've always wanted to have a brief case hand-cuffed to my arm. Yeah.

Cats are not easily impressed.

I give 100% to 100% of 3% of 10% of everything that I do.

There is more that you don't know than you do know. In addition, there is more things that you don't know that you don't know than things that you do know that you don't know? You know?

Why is it called the birds and the bees when both of those animals lay eggs?

Chairs with wings move akwardly.

You never hear the words, EPIC, and STARRING ICE CUBE, together.

Why aren't there any Brittish ninjas?

Do you have bird flu?

Hirohito was bad at Blackjack.

Steven Segal is a poser.

Keanu Reeves isn't that fat.

Know what I mean, Vern?

- The Nick