Yes folks, you read that correctly. HALF PRICE. For a limited time, you can secure the freedom of yourself and your close family at a reduced cost. All you have to do is send in, by mail,  a few thousand dead soliders. You see, in recent times, 10,000 dead soliders was accepted as payment in full for your freedom. However, due to the Mid-Eastern conflicts, what with living soliders fast becoming a rarity, we at the United States Government have been forced to lower our prices.  Remember! Your personal freedom is ALWAYS more important than the lives of our nations young people. You know them, the ones who do the actual dying. As opposed to YOUR role as a citizen. Namely screeching slogans at each other while your children die in the desert.  Anyway, go out to the Near East, grab a few bodies off the desert floor, and send them in.  You need to do this yourself, so you can know full well what you are doing. 

In conclusion, Freedom isn't free... but you PERSONALLY don't have to do anything for it.




I realize that this blog could be taken as 'sick', but that was NOT my intent. I mean NO disrespect to the fallen, but I do not support the war that got them killed.

-LITHIUM