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I went to V Festival a few years ago with some friends. By the Sunday morning, every single one of the toilets was blocked and you could smell them from 200 yards away - they literally made you want to be sick.

As we'd been knocking back the beers all night, everyone was feeling a bit worse for wear. 'Hair of the dog' was needed, so me and my friend headed to the bar. We got a pint of beer each, and went to stand outside in the sunshine.

My friend was struggling lighting her cigarette with a pint of beer in her hand so i offered to hold it for her.

Just imagine two girls standing outside in the sun - one lighting a cigarette, the other standing with a pint of beer in each hand......

All of a sudden - as if out of nowhere - a fly came flying towards me and flew straight up my nose.

As i had my hands full, all i could do was scream and try to sniff it back out and get it unstuck from my nostril. My friend was too busy laughing to take the beers off me - she was practically on the floor rolling around while i was still standing there in the middle of a crowd with a pint in each hand and a fly stuck up my nose.

After about 30 seconds of desperately trying to sniff the fly out - the beers hit the floor and i managed to free my hands and do a stronger sniff.

Eventually, the fly escaped.
Naughty fly!!