Oh, yeah.  I was just starting a little rant, when work intruded.  *shakes fist at work*

 Stupid people.  If you believe in evolution, then the proliferation of stupid people has got to make you question the validity of that theory.  There has to be another explanation, because there is no way that so many people can be so stupid without divine intervention.  

 I mean, my goodness.  I can do some dumb things (and have!).  I'm certainly not immune to finding myself doing something dumb.  But you never see me do it again.  

And that's the whole problem.  People do dumb things, bumble through without killing themselves or others (which is a miracle in and of itself), and then do it again some time down the line.  Lather, rinse, repeat.  You know there's an idiot somewhere who doesn't get out of the shower for hours.  Apparently there isn't anybody there to tell them, "Hey, turn the water, get out, and dry yourself off - try again tomorrow."

There's a thought:  shampoo police.

I volunteer myself for the sorority beat.  It's a dirty job, but I guess somebody will have to do it.