Sorry Rajah I just couldn't help it. 

Normally I don't bother with celebrity gossip; however this one gripped me a little.

And yes beware this is about the wonderful role model "Brittney Spears"

A recent report that I heard was that Ms Spears is broke. I mean please. But according to this report it stated that Ms Spears once had a bank balance of $100 million, and at the time of the report it was down to $40 million.

Well blow me down with a feather, I wish I was that broke. I could easily help her to swindle that balance down more. Just wire it over to me.

But then lets see with the divorce and alimony and child support and the lavish cars and the in and out of rehabs, and the hospital visit I guess that may bruise the balance a bit. But to say you are broke with only $40 million, please wake up and hear what you are saying.

Well I wonder what they would say if they read my statements at the end of the month and how I would be classes.

Is the world of celebrities so far off the plant that they are now on a different universe?