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There is a young woman in my English class that has the mentality of a 4 year old, although a child of that age might just be smarter than her.
She's one of those types of girls that's extremely attractive, but has nothing else going for her. Her intellect is probably not up to par with that of a chimpanzee.
Not to offend anyone who may be in this occupation, but I'm pretty sure she's a stripper - no joke, I heard her talking about it one day. Well, what else would she be, right? All she has that is even remotely appealing are her looks.
Anyway, every time I'm stuck with her as a partner, I end up doing all the work because every word she utters makes absolutely no sense, or if it does, it has nothing to do with the text we're analyzing. She's a nice girl, but whenever I speak to her, I get incredibly irritated trying to decipher what she's trying to say between all the "like"s and "you know what I mean?"s. No, I don't know what you mean - I don't speak Stupid.
It's people like her that make me wish there were a pill someone could take to raise their IQ level instantly - a smart pill, per se.
Someone should really invent it. I'd buy tons of them and shove them down stupid people's throats before they dare utter another ignorant sentence to me.
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Posted by JustLorena on 2009-11-05 20:34:39 | Rating: | Views: 44
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