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Have you ever liked a guy that was sort of an asshole so
you knew that things would never work out between you too
if you had have ever been dating?
If you have, then perhaps you can understand my feelings
towards sex.
I haven't even had "SEX" persey and I already enjoy being
single from it. (Poor boyfriend)
After all to me sex:
Nasty, slurpy noises
Smells bad
Taste awful
Look ranchy
Takes too long
Unless of course I want:
sex=:
To punish myself.
Take enjoyment like lots of other girls
Force myself to please my boyfriend
Have babies
Get PPVirus/STD/AIDS
Get extra pap smears
Go on THE PILL for the rest of my life and possibly get some ovarian cancer
Have hard, rubbery things in small places.
mmm yeah
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Posted by Jeshikan on 2008-01-13 01:47:22 | Rating: | Views: 86
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