D: "Good Times, eh, Jess?"
Jess:" Good times. Bad times. Potatoe times." 
D: "Potatoe times?"
Jess: "Yeah, Potatoe times!"
*Acts like it's a normal thing to say*


BLOOPERS::
Jess resists as Robin tries to pull her in closer to him.
Robin: "Damnit! Love me for a sec!!"
Jess:" I'll love you for lots of secs"
 (sounds like the dirty word, har har!)

*Came back from the grocery store and brought back the cereal, CornPops.*
Jess: " Hey Mom. I brought you back some PornCops!"

QUOTES I LIKE:
"Christmas is weird. It's the only time of year you sit around a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks."

"You're never too old to become what you should have been"

"If you want to see me naked, press Alt + F4 now"