...dillusion however, is not.
I guess it stems from the same desire that tone deaf monsters feel the need to go onto X Factor, they have some inner belief (and probably a small twisted conscience) that they can do this. The only problem is everyone else knows otherwise!

So ephiphany happened whilst walking back from the cinema on Friday night. 2008 is the year of growing up and not bing drinking ergo I was sober.
A lot of the people (metaphorically?!) on the streets were not. Already I realised the brilliance of my New Years resolution.
However a lot of people also appeared to have got dressed in the dark whilst wrestling with some kind of wild animal, the savage beast had eaten their entire outfit and left them only with a very short and flimsy piece of material for their upper and lower torso. But on closer inspection, oh no sorry, this IS their outfit.
Bearing in mind that it is still winter up North in Manchester i.e. -5 degrees would be classed as mild, the mind just boggles.

And this factor would only be made better if said offendors were slim/toned without smack head legs but unfortunatley that isn't the case. Fair do's to anyone slim enough to pull off hotpants and a slightly cropped top, it's not my personal outfit of choice but individuality and all that. But no these girls are *cough* slightly larger than that with love handles hanging out the side of the shorts. All I can say is what a classy lady...

So why is the larger lay under the illusion that this look will attract the men (well other than the desperate ones) and why not just cover it up! Or maybe it's the fear of becoming invisible. All I can say is i God knows, or at least I hope they do...
Or we could blame Mika, beacause "Big Girls (You Don't Look Beautiful)"
*shudder*

Ciao x