*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

DARN !!


*2. No matter what YOU say,
your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.

TRUE!! We just hate to admit we dated one.


*3. We like you to give us hugs
and kisses sometimes too.

 

Agreed ! We like giving them too, but guys tend to think of it as foreplay.

*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

But that way we get you to say it over and over !

*5. Don't treat us like crap,
what goes around comes around.

Agreed !! Door swings both ways on this one !

*6. We know you're pretty,
that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

 

And here I thought it was for my witty charm and big bust !



*7. Don't go into detail about your period.
It scares us.

 

We're miserable and want to make sure you understand why.



*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

 

Asking a woman to be "rational" at that time of the month is like asking you not to breath. You ask and you will be told. Chocolate works wonders.

 

*9. If you really liked us for us,
you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

 

I take it you would think the same for us with hairy legs and armpits ??

*10. We never shave our legs.
So get over it.

 

How about a hot wax then ??



*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us.
It's just wrong............

But SWEEEEETIE !!



*12. Don't make bets about us,
because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

 

Bets are fun, men are so predictable !



*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

 

But we like to hear it, repeating it is a GOOD thing.


*14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

 

And we don't care about the Victoria Secret Models and all their skimpy clothes.

 

*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

We could too, but it's such a mess. Being able to stand up and pee does not make you a man.


*16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."

But you make such a big deal of it when we do

It goes on for years, "remember that one time you were wrong...... "


*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things
for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

Going to the games with you, going to car shows, hanging out with your buds, that's all doing nice things for you, and those homemade treats ........

 

*18. We can't always be spontaneous,
so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

 

When we help you make plans, STOP CHANGING THEM !



*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.

 

Agreed ........can we beat up your ex girlfriend instead ??


* 20. Never kick us in the nuts
"just to see what we would say".
That's just mean.

 

( this really doesn't happen does it ??)

Don't snap the bra strap or tweak the nipples and expect us to be happy either.


*21. Never pretend like you are going to
break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

 

Never tell us we're just like our mother, we just might break up with you !

*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore,
but we like yours better anyway.

 

Somehow this sounds like a consolation prize, her's aren't fake anymore so we like yours better. *shakes head*

*23. Size doesn't matter,
except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

Remember this when you ask us to get a boob job.


*24. PMS is not an excuse.

Oh it most definitely IS ! Men should be put on hormones and allowed to experience the wonderous joy of PMS and it's irrational mood swings.

 

*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done,
you should put it up when you're done.

Remind us of that again when your butt hits the cold water.

 

*26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.

( wow, I'm speechless, surely no girl could be that insensitive )

We don't want to hear about your cute ex either and how limber she was !


*27. And always remember:
The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.

Yes, Yes, Show up nake and bring beer ......... Oh Wait you said food.


28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys.
You might be that comfy with your friends,
but to us it's just wrong.

Stop asking us to kiss our girlfriends for your amusement.


*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

Door swings both ways here also.

 

*30. And last but not least:
We know you're not always right,
but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

 

Thank You ! Kiss , Kiss !