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Liberals and Their Phobia Labels

The word ‘homophobic’ annoys me. It’s a word made up by the liberals. The last part of that word means "one who suffers from a phobia or sickness". It suggests that I suffer a mental illness because I believe same-same is wrong spiritually, mentally and physically.

Unfortunately, because I have the audacity to speak out, something the Nazis’ hated and forbid (hint, hint), the liberals have placed me on a list entitled Needs Counseling Now. It is the liberals’ way of chastising me for daring to voice my opposition to anything they support.

The liberals can’t squelch our freedom of speech, so they attack our freedom of thought. They attempt to silence us by convincing others that we are sick fools needing mental health counseling. They accuse us of being hate-filled, racist, ignorant, rednecks, fearful, and of having no compassion for humanity. They say it in the hopes that we’ll silence our own thoughts before we unleash our tongues. Face it. Nobody wants to be accused of all those nasty things. But when we refuse to be silenced, the liberals get very angry. They start swarming together, like wasps whose nest has been disturbed. They start accusing freethinking Americans of being perpetrators of evil.

So, my fellow free-thinkers. Prepare thyself in advance. The liberals aren’t through with us yet. They have other “phobia” labels they’re just dying to paste across our foreheads.

Here’s a few that I came up with. Watch out for them. They’re coming soon.

TRIPLA*SPITA*PHOBIA -- This is what the liberal will accuse me of when I sue the neighborhood bully for spitting on me three times after he hurls a brick through my living room window. The liberals will blame his poor upbringing. They’ll accuse me of being an ignorant, rich hick for hampering a child‘s creativity. How could I possible not understand that the little misunderstood tyke viewed the brick as his artist’s brush, and my window as his blank canvas. As for the triple-spit job, it didn’t hurt me, did it? Tsk, tsk. I should bow my head in shame… weep at a liberal’s feet… and beg his forgiveness.

CACA*POOPIE*ITIS – This is what my liberal neighbor will accuse me of after I scream at him for “walking his dog“ on my property. How dare I get upset that he’s using the pathway to my front door as his dog’s personal toilet. Dogs will be dogs, don’t you know. And, according to a liberal, cats are just as bad anyway. Are they really? Excuse me, you stupid liberal, but I don’t leash and collar my cat for the sole purpose of walking her over to your lawn, and then stand there watching while she dumps her load on your walkway.

HOLY*DIDDLING*ITIS – The fear of leaving children alone with a strange priest. According to a liberal all priests aren’t “that way” (as if we didn‘t know that). Most priests are decent people who wouldn’t hurt a fly, they say (as if we didn‘t know that either). According to a liberal’s standards, we shouldn’t even be concerned about the small minority of priests who molest innocent children, because most of them do not. Say that again real slow. If it makes sense to you, you’re a liberal.

THE* P.P.*SEEPIE*BLUES – Yes, it’s the liberal’s who think it’s okay for kids to drop their drawers wherever they please and water the lawn, bushes, trees or anything else in their path. Only a redneck, callous republican makes their children run all the way home to use the toilet. If you’re a liberal, any tree or bush will do nicely, so long as it’s on someone else’s property.

WITCHY*SPOOKY*PHOBIA – It’s only those danged Christians and other decent folk who suffer from this phobia. How dare we get upset with the liberals for removing Christmas displays and carols from schools when they plaster the walls with black cats, witches and goblins on Halloween. And about those dreaded Ten Commandments that say “honor thy father and thy mother” and “thou shalt not murder or commit adultery”. We certainly can’t have nonsense like that polluting young minds. Send the children back to the class where the teacher is instructing them on how to put a condom on a banana.

ARAB*SCAREM*Post911*Bug - - See Holy*Diddling*Itis…
and add the Race Card. Need I say more? If yes, you’re a liberal.

Anyway, those are a few. Feel free to add to the list.

Posted by JCWinters on 2009-11-07 12:41:48 | Rating: