We've all experienced it...even if your afraid to admit it out loud. Secretly you want to scream with frustration......

There is that person in your life....that SUCKS. If your upset....then holy cow you should hear about their day, if your sick....my god you can' be ask sick as I was that one time! Every time they come across some piece of information that could be complaining or dramatic they are there with their own story bigger and badder.  You got your heart broken? I got mine broken in three states on the same day! They are the epitome of attention whoring mad people that have nothing else in their lives but to have the WORST SUCK OF THEM ALL! 

Now I am not saying that there aren't people out there with some shitty luck. There are and I really truly feel for those that have some serious suck going on in their lives. Now that we've gotten that out of the way....to the rest of you....and you know who you are. Your the ones that make stuff up...or "embellish" your suck to make it seem worse than it is...... to OUT SUCK everyone. We're on to you. There is no way the cable company cuts your stuff off every month and it's their fault! Pay your bills and shut up. There is no way that your identity can be stolen three, four, five times in a year. If your friends are so great they STEAL from you......get new friends. Yes that lumps is probably a giant spider waiting to break free from your neck.....BE WORRIED. Oh and GO SUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Thank you.