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THOSE WHO DIG FOR GOLD OR SOMETHING!

I know my last entry was not of the highest quality; however, I had a great deal of fun with it. Let’s face it, life is tough and it helps to have a laugh ever now and then.

I have a “pondering thought” – why is it that people feel that their car windows, even with no tint – provides them with adequate anonymity to stop at a traffic light and pick their nose? Have you ever noticed?

For example: This afternoon I look over and I see this very attractive man in the car next to me, I’m thinking how this guy looked to have it all together and then – IT HAPPENED! Suddenly I seen his index finger rising – like a city from a tragedy – it kept getting closer and closer and I kept saying “DON’T DO IT!” “DON’T DO IT!” I was almost shouting, because I was so hoping I was misinterpreting his index finger’s apparent direction, but then, much to my surprise he did it. Yep – that finger hit that nostril and went so deep you would have thought he was digging for gold, he worked it, twisted it, rolled it and then – without further ado, he pulled his find out and held it up – right in front of his eyes. It was almost as if he was surveying his buried treasure; checking to see if it was a big one, small one – a snotty one or a dry one and then he did what no one should ever do – he leaned down and wiped it on something in his car.

Can you possibly imagine how upset I was? Here was a gorgeous – red blooded stud – he had the looks, the hair and just the “come and screw me vibe”, but baby, when he when treasure hunting, I was disappointed, sad, heartbroken, frustrated – just, well, I was screaming “YOU’RE SO WRONG!”

Finally, the light changed and he drove off into the clear blue, but I’ll always have the memories – memories of a blame grown man, who should know better, picking his nose – right in front of the world to see, but you would think his windows were tinted or something in the way he acted as if not a sole could see him.

So here is my advice to all you nose pickers out there: Don’t do it, because those windows that are tint free, well, we all can see you and we think it’s disgusting. Next time you would like to dig for something, please go dig your brain up out of bed where you left it. That’s my commentary for today!