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| NORMAL PEOPLE - WEIRD PEOPLE - I'LL STAY WEIRD! |
I woke up this morning and I just felt – blah. It’s now 12:30 p.m. and I still feel blah. Of course anyone who is a diabetic or knows someone who is diabetic realizes that one of the side effects of the blasted disease is – fatigue. Let me tell ya, I could be the spokesperson for fatigue. One of the things I have realized is the number of people who just give in to it, but I’ve never been able to just stop and rest. I always have something I’ve got to do so I just keep pushing forward, but it seems it’s getting harder and harder to continue as a steam roller, because there are times when I feel more like a lawn mower.
In a bit the exhaustion usually dies down a little after I have a few minutes to rest and I’ll feel ½ normal, even though I’ve never considered myself normal (hehe) and I’m kind of proud to say so, because some people who consider themselves normal kind of scare me. For example:
People with 6 and 7 kids – who only make minimum wage
People driving around in a total clunker of a car – no a/c in 100 degree heat, but by George they’ve got a cell phone
A put together lady coming out of the restroom at a very nice, not to mention expensive restaurant and as she walks pass me I suddenly realize she forgot to leave the end of the toilet paper in the restroom so now she’s pulling it behind her, while it’s still stuck up her butt crack – right there in front of the world to see
The secretary to an executive at lunch who apparently was raised in the barn without manners, she pulls out a Kleenex to hold over her face as she was about to sneeze and right as she went to put the Kleenex over her face – she drops it and the biggest – loudest sneeze I’ve ever heard proceeds to come out of this small woman, but the kicker, when she sneezed she blew a big snot wad right into the face of the companies customer. Hey, I always knew a big snot wad right in the kisser was a great way to impress customers – didn’t you?
The police officer who was about to give me a ticket and right as he got to my window, he let one rip that was long, loud and oh so pungent. The officer was so embarrassed that he gave me a warning and headed back to his car so fast that you would have thought I was the one who had let er rip.
The boss who went to yell at his employee over a mistake he had made, but Mr. Bossman didn’t realize his pecker was hanging out of his unzipped pants. Apparently he made a mistake and forgot to wear underwear and when he went to the bathroom, he forgot to shut the family jewel box up.
So I’ll just continue being a big strange or different because I don’t think I could handle being as normal as the situations above, but I guess I could have fun trying……J Maybe I should leave it to my imagination, because I have fun there and I just love a good fantasy, but mine usually involve me and , well, you can figure it out. 
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Posted by Hope4all on 2008-08-06 13:03:07 | Rating: | Views: 142
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