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Words of Wisdom
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
4. Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
8. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
10. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
11. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
15. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-03-08 10:33:23 | Rating: | Views: 83
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i like number 9, well all realy, have a great weekend
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Posted by bjm1
on 2008-03-08 10:41:21
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bjm1
haha, I do number nine all the time....lol
there is some great wisdom on here that we all need to see.
Thanks for peekin'in on me...
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-03-08 12:09:36
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I like number 2...I told my husband I refuse to get old!!! I just refuse!! He says, it's inevitable. I say.."Oh no it's not, as long as I can play and have fun, and as long as there are wrinkle free creams out there...I will be forever young!" He just shakes his head...that when I will yell back..."OH YEAH...#14, try it sometime!!!" :) God Bless!
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Posted by keepdreaming
on 2008-03-08 14:20:06
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kd,
I too don't want to get old, but my other choice is "pushing up daisies" so I will enjoy each wrinkle, and laugh line and grey hair....haha
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-03-08 21:38:02
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I like #4....Thanks again for the laugh
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Posted by Nubian
on 2008-03-09 00:46:58
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Nubian,
That one cracked me up to...Number 11 is my favorite....So true that is why I say that...
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-03-10 22:01:00
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