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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question
if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll
never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones,
do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone,
and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench
and, in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you both to the electric chair".
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-03-07 07:13:34 | Rating: | Views: 216
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lol!
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Posted by pitapie50
on 2008-03-07 08:27:21
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by Nubian
on 2008-03-08 01:33:54
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HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Good stuff!
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Posted by BitterSweetheart
on 2008-03-08 04:53:12
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Glad to see I made you all giggle a bit...........Have a great day....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-03-08 09:00:18
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LOL...hee-hee-hee. I LOVE THIS ONE!!!! Somehow I can just picture a little old lady doing this! I just adore little old people! They are just too darn precious! LOL! Thanks for bringing the biggest smile to my face!
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Posted by keepdreaming
on 2008-03-08 13:55:30
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HILARIOUS! I laughed my head off, still laughing! Southern Steel Magnolias, gotta love them! Thanks so much for this post! XXX
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-03-08 18:07:09
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Thats great!! Hope she doesn't know me!!
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Posted by Nutshell
on 2008-03-08 23:59:19
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Nutshell,
I"ll never tell her that you are on thoughts.....lol
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-03-11 00:53:01
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Hello...now I found you.
Great story.
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Posted by templar_knight
on 2008-03-20 19:00:18
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Thank you for the laughs!....there's nothing like honesty! :)
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Posted by Alice
on 2008-04-24 07:24:03
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