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| WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............
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1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-03-11 12:02:18 | Rating: | Views: 120
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I'm a guy and I have experienced 1/2 of those things. :p
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Posted by sean_barr
on 2008-03-11 12:06:43
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SEAN,
that is a cute comment you made...I thought only women did these things!!!!!!!!!Nice to know a few good men do too...lol
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-03-11 13:18:05
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Hollis: I've done modified guy versions of numbers 3, 5, 7 and 10. Try to start something w/a bigger guy? Check. Tell your buddies that they are awesome? Check. Have a "deep connection" w/some random girl at the bar? Check. Pass out somewhere other than a bed? Check.
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Posted by sean_barr
on 2008-03-12 09:13:47
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That is tooo funny!!! Was this what you weekend was like Hollis??? hee-hee :) You're Cute!
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Posted by keepdreaming
on 2008-03-13 09:30:59
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Were you stalking me last time I got drunk or something?! I used to do numbers 5 and 6 the most. Number 5 would get me in trouble because I didn't "love" most of the people I thought I loved at the time..
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Posted by Meredith
on 2008-04-02 14:45:09
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i have a shirt like that!!
4m spencers!!!
a lil old!
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Posted by laylay21
on 2008-04-07 19:03:15
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