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Scotslad, This one's for you!!!!!!Told you I would get to the men..LOL
Forgetmeknot,,,,,,Your Hubby asked for it...........All in good fun.......
The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-01-24 11:08:58 | Rating: | Views: 139
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yea, uhu, ok right!
You been collaborating with the wife then Hollis?
lol Good one :P
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2008-01-24 12:14:10
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scotslad,
Nope haven't talked with the misses in awhile.Maybe I need to email her....LOL........
Glad to get a "rise" out of you...tehe....
Hugs my friend....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-24 17:51:55
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LOL....hmmm no comment I'm thinking.
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Posted by Forgetmeknot
on 2008-01-24 17:56:27
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Hi girl,
whatcha think of that? The truth is out in the world now with this one........
Thanks for stopping by....
hugs to you.....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-24 18:09:55
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Ohhh I love this, but the difference is us women know how to take it on the chin, th men will drag their chin on the ground complaining about it.
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Posted by KP
on 2008-01-25 02:05:28
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Love this one, Hollis! Boo hoo to all those sour pusses! Thanks for putting a smile on my face this early morning!
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Posted by Ellie2008
on 2008-01-25 05:06:41
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KP,
Thanks for stopping in...I thought this was just too funny not to put up....I have to laugh at it thou....Because most of it is true.....
Hugs to you.....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-25 07:09:23
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Ellie,
Glad to see you my friend....Hope you find alot to smile about today and everyday.....Wher's a picture of you???Find something that shows your personalitlity.(can't spell the greatest)...Hugs to you....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-25 07:12:07
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OK Ok,,,some of this was funny
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Posted by whiteknight
on 2008-01-25 07:41:41
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Hilarious
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Posted by redriver
on 2008-01-25 10:33:41
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whiteknight,
What do you mean...some of this was funny??????You must be a male....Hope you got atleast a chuckle and a smile from reading it.LOL
Thanks for stopping by...
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-25 23:26:01
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redriver,
Thank you for the comment....I knew there would be some of us out there that would find it hilarious.....
Thanks so much for stopping by to comment.
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-25 23:27:37
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