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THE NEWEST BARBIE DOLL..WE ALL NEED ONE..

Yes, Barbie is over 50 and officially joined the ranks of us seniors. Soon they will produce a Barbie we can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...

Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-Muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.

Bunion Barbie. Years of dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B.

Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.

Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex.
 

I went out and bought "Bifocal Barbie" and "Facial Hair Barbie". Even though I am only in my forties alot of this has started...heck by the time I hit 50 I will have the whole collection.....Which one will you be purchasing this year?????LOL


Posted by Hollis on 2008-05-20 08:04:03 | Rating: n/a | Views: 256


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Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-20 08:14:53
 
I'm gonna buy a Divorced Barbie!! That's me soon enough ... so long as they throw in the kids too! :)
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-05-20 08:54:35
 
Easy,
No other Barbie fits you yet??? sorry that divorced barbie has to be your doll of choice.....Take care easy...
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-20 09:17:09
 
Hollis - :) nope, had another look - no other Barbie resembles me ... yet !:)
 
 

Posted by
prelude2it
on 2008-05-20 18:11:15
 
That was cute. I unfortunately do not relate to divorced Barbie because I did not end up with all the toys.
 
 

Posted by
anotherdaze
on 2008-05-21 11:30:27
 
Funny stuff Hollis! Very cute. I want them all.
 
 

Posted by
Faith
on 2008-05-21 12:25:39
 
Definatly facial hair barbie. I carry around a bic disposable razor in my purse for shaving emergencies. Grams bathroom doesn't have much light.
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-05-22 07:40:31
 
prelude,
No toys at all..Bummer....Let's pray that they "FORGET" to make the forgettful Barbie, cuz I would need one but forget I bought it..hahah
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-05-22 07:42:59
 
anotherdaze,
Are you sure you want them all? that means you and I will be the ole ladies sitting at walmart waiting for someone to come get us...tehe...See you at walmart...
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-05-22 07:44:41
 
Faith,
You shave your face too? Dang I thought I was the only one who did that....Sucks don't it? I think more hair grows there than any where else..tehe....
 
 


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