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 The Great Fairytale.....
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

 The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,

 dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to

 cook, did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,

 travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot

 water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never

wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem,

 never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was

 pleasant all the time.

 The End
    Posted by Hollis on 2008-03-01 23:06:30 | Rating: | Views: 126
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Well then...I like that story...What happened to the poor slobby wife that got married??? Please...don't keep me in suspense? :) I can't wait to here the other side of this story. God bless!
Posted by  keepdreaming  on 2008-03-02 01:42:02 
  
I don't think I have ever met this girl.
It seems to me the single girls that sound like her are too busy worrying about finding someone to enjoy what they have.
I want to hear the other side of the story too!
Peace
Posted by  trevorjohn  on 2008-03-02 09:45:29 
  
I just listened to alot of the music you have on your links and I really like your choices. I feel that I have been raised up.
Thank you!
Posted by  trevorjohn  on 2008-03-02 09:55:34 
  
kd,
Thanks for stopping in and leaving the funny comment..."THE REST OF THE STORY..ummm,
This was an email someone sent me....
I guess we can look at our own lifes, if we are married and decide how our story is........Let's see,,,,,,I only have 14 years under my bulging belly, (that wasn't there in my single years...haha)and as for sweat pants, hahahahahaha....Don't even go there...
Lingerie, Never wear it now a days.....
Okay better not keep goiong, as the hubby is standing over me as I type this...bye....
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-02 12:08:56 
  
tj,
Hello there my friend...YOu can read my description of how my story goes...lol.Let's here your side now.....Heck I have sisters, who live with the man, but they do all the things in the story and are skinny little b#%&hes.....Even though I love them dearly, I wouldn't give up my life for theirs.....Happily married for 14 years now and I want to keep it that way....
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-02 12:13:08 
  
tj,
So happy you enjoyed my choice of music...I love Christian music...It is my bible, when I can't find the time to read the bible..Raising kids makes it hard for me to find the quiet time to read, but I do at night get alone with God and share my heart with Him...
Thanks for the wonderfully sweet comment....Hugs friend.
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-02 12:16:25 
  
I love this funny post, especially the part about the lacy lingerie. Ha...
I know someone just like her minus lovers. A free spirit, no attachments, no responsiblities other than herself, travels all over the world.
Posted by  Gwatlan  on 2008-03-02 18:05:13 
  
This is an AWESOME post! Well done!
Posted by  BootLady  on 2008-03-02 19:51:55 
  
Gwatlan,
Are we talking about yourself? Some days I think about my single days and laugh now because I am so not like I was.....No regrets from the past and am enjoying the other part of my life too....

Thanks for stopping in my friend....
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-03 19:14:46 
  
BoootLady,
I so enjoy your picture...You look like someone I would just sit for hours and laugh with...Isn't it funny how a picture can make us think such things???
Any way, thanks for stopping, off to read your blogs....
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-03 19:17:26 
  
Hollis that part that I know some one just like her is true. She is my closest friend actually. She is going to India and the Maldives Islands next month.....I admire her free spirit.
Posted by  Gwatlan  on 2008-03-06 19:19:45 
  
Gwatlan,
She must be a real joy to have in your life....All my friends are pretty much married or dating so I don't here of them traveling to awesome places....Share with us some of her travels,okay??
Posted by  Hollis  on 2008-03-08 09:13:44 
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