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The Beautiful Bracelet...
A lady walks into Tiffany's.
 
She browses around,
spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
 
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
 
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little accident', she asks,
 
'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers,

 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
you're going to shit when I tell you the price!

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Posted by Hollis on 2008-03-17 20:23:21 | Rating: | Views: 76


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Posted by
Nard2145
on 2008-03-17 21:09:34
 
Your crazy that's funny LOL wow were are you geting these from
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-03-17 21:45:35
 
Nard,
I find these things all over the net...
You can get all kinds of things to post...Thanks for the comment..
Hugs and Smiles to you....
 
 

Posted by
bjm1
on 2008-03-17 22:43:24
 
nice post
 
 

Posted by
keepdreaming
on 2008-03-19 01:16:27
 
LOL.....LOL...:D
That was Hilarious!!! I can almost see that happening. Of course NOT to me! Never to me! I would of turned around saw a salesman there, screamed and ran out of the store. I really would have. :) Honest to Besty! :)
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-03-19 13:26:40
 
bjm1,
Didn't you find this funny??? I did and as I read it again, it is even more funny....Thanks for stopping by...
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-03-19 13:27:53
 
kd,
Of course you would never fart in public.....haha who are we kidding, we are all guilty of it once in awhile....haha
 
 

Posted by
templar_knight
on 2008-03-27 19:04:35
 
LoL lol that put a smile on my face.
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-03-28 08:08:50
 
templar,
So glad you smiled. This is one joke that is great to share...
Keep smiling my friend..See I can be funny too...
 
 

Posted by
templar_knight
on 2008-03-29 09:02:44
 
I've told your "story" to a few people and got the same reaction. They all laughed.
BTW, lately, I needed a laugh or two. Thanks...
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-03-29 11:40:32
 
templar,
See I told you I can be funny...Glad you have shared this with friends...It is always good to laugh...
Hugs my friend.
 
 


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