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Games for When We Are Older
1. Say your 'it'.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
6. Musical Recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherant.
8 Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. YOU SELL YOUR HOME HEATING SYSTEM AT A YARD SALE.
2.YOU HAVE TO WRITE POST-IT NOTES WITH YOUR KIDS' NAMES ON THEM.
3.YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER A SNEEZE.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spoiuse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to go to the bathroom.
THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEK
Would't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete" and start all over?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with some-thing called "labor" .Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
BUT MOST OF ALL, REMEMBER....
A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A GOOD BRA: HARD TO FIND, SUPPORTIVE, COMFORTABLE, AND ALWAYS CLOSE TO YOUR HEART!
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-01-05 01:17:39 | Rating: | Views: 82
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LOL
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Posted by Kim
on 2008-01-05 02:10:21
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Kim,
Thanks for stopping by.From your picture, I can tell you enjoy laughing...Glad you enjoyed this...
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-05 09:15:13
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mommasfamily,
Believe me you'll know when you get older...There is no age really that alot of these things start to happen.
Thank you for the funny comment...
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-05 09:17:39
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