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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is
getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires!
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Posted by Hollis on 2007-12-23 21:39:18 | Rating: | Views: 106
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Hahaha, nice. It almost sounds like a "Reaching 60" card or something. :P
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Posted by Chance777
on 2007-12-23 22:48:39
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Does it really????I just thought it was too funny not to share.
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Posted by Hollis
on 2007-12-23 23:35:20
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