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If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last
couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-************ed him; knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and
act like an idiot. So, He sent me!!
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-01-05 00:42:17 | Rating: | Views: 83
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