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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs
get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear.
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Posted by Hollis on 2008-01-05 01:10:23 | Rating: | Views: 79
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OMG...I love this!
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Posted by 2ndchildhood
on 2008-01-05 01:16:55
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2ndchildhood,
Thanks for stopping by,and so glad you liked this...ALL women should get to be a bear once in our lifes huh?
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-05 01:21:11
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I agree!! This was a great one..made me smile.
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Posted by 80sChick1982
on 2008-01-05 01:41:29
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80'sChick,
Glad to bring a smile to your face....Just wait, as you get older,You will remember this and want to be a Bear everyday..HaHa...Thanks for stopping by.Have a great day and keep SMILING.....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-05 09:20:58
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mommasfamily,
You are right, I was a busy little beaver last night,so today I am probably gonna be a Bear.....But I have to go to work, so can't be too bearish or I 'll get nothing done...LOL
Have a great day and thanks for stopping by.....
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Posted by Hollis
on 2008-01-05 09:23:16
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