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Each Day.
Now I would like to share the following poem with you, and to wish you a Wonderful New Year filled with God's Love, Hope and Faith. May God Richly Bless You Indeed in 2008. Each Day A new year just beginning, Each day a fresh, new start, To fulfill your hopes And......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-01 13:44:52 | Rating:

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MAKE ME A BETTER PARENT.....LORD.
Oh, God, make me a better parent. Help me to understand my children, to listen patiently to what they have to say and to answer all their questions kindly. Keep me from interrupting them, talking back to them and contradicting them. Make me as courteous to them as I would have......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-01 22:33:24 | Rating:

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Heartwarming Message...
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 00:42:17 | Rating:

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The Wash Cloth....
"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me there was a cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available. I took it. I had only just packed everyone off to work and......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 00:46:12 | Rating:

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A Little Bedtime Prayer
A Little Bedtime Prayer . . . Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles. Please no bags. Please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots. Please no gray. And as for my belly, please take it away. Please keep me healthy. Please......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 00:50:58 | Rating:

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My Mother Taught Me............
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 01:01:54 | Rating:

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Wonderful Little Reminders...
Wonderful Little Reminders . . . The next time you head off to the store, you may want to pick up a few extra things from the list below. (It's likely you already have them around anyway!) They make great reminders of some very important things: Toothpick Rubber Band Band Aid......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 01:06:21 | Rating:

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Gonna Be A Bear.....
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 01:10:23 | Rating:

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SOME FUNNY THINGS ON THIS ONE.........
Games for When We Are Older 1. Say your 'it'. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over. 6. Musical Recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherant. 8 Pin the Toupee on the bald guy......Read More

Posted on: 2008-01-05 01:17:39 | Rating:

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What Happens In Heaven...
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This Is the Receiving Section. Here, all......Read More