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Část první/1st part
Odjezd a smutné loučení/ The departure and a sorrowful farewell

Bylo nebylo, kdesi v České republice, žily, byly dvě princezny. Jmenovaly se Jana a Lenka, ale protože byly z Moravy, tak jim nikdo neřekl jinak než Moravanky.
Once upon a time there lived two princess' in a galaxy far, far away - the Czech republic (former Czechoslovakia). Their names were Jana and Lenka. They were nicked as Moravanky because they came from Moravia-part of the Czech republic (former Czechoslovakia-not that part-the whole country-is it clear now? :-D).

Ty dvě urozené slečinky se rozhodly odjet do Skotska za prací. Po vyřízení mnoha formulářů a mailů, s rozbolavělými prstíky od klávesnice (klávesnice nemá prstíky :-D), jim bylo dovoleno přijet. Protože panu králi se chystaná výprava princezen vůbec nelíbila, tak jim odmítnul poskytnout kočár. Proto se nebohé princezny obrátily na leteckou společnost a místní dráhu. Princezny musely letět v noci. A to hned z několika důvodů. První byl ekonomického charakteru a druhý spíše bezpečnostího rázu-přes den by je mohl na obloze spatřit čaroděj Skeleton, zavřít je do temné věžě a dělat s nimi kdovíco....................(no prostě čuňačinky, co si budem povídat).

These two royal highness' decided to go to Scotland to work there. After succesful meeting of all requirements, they were allowed to stay. Because the king didn't agree with their plan, he refused to let them use the royal carriage. That is why they turned their backs on their father/turned their father on his back and travelled by an airplane and a train. They travelled mainly at night. There were many reasons for this. One of them was economical crises in their purses, the other one was the security. Certain warlock could see them in the sky during the day, capture them, put them into the dark tower and make them to do.........whatever he wanted.........you know that old pervert.

Noc strávily ve spacácích ve vytápěné letištní místnosti s kobercem, sedačkami, televizí a záchodem. Štěstí se na ně usmálo - ve spánku je nikdo neokradl. Takže ráno mohly bez větších potíží pokračovat z Nového hrádku, vlakem, do Ediburgu [čti Edinbráááááááááá]. Vlakové nádraží našly snadno, metro z letiště jezdilo přímo tam. Protože Janča s Lenčou měly ještě dost času do odjezdu, vydaly se obhlédnout město (fotky dole).

They spent the night in their cosy sleeping bags in the heated airport lounge equiped with a carpet, sofas, TV & toilets. They were quite lucky - robbers stayed at home that night, so there weren't any problems with their departure from Newcastle to Edinburgh on the next day. Also it was no prob to find the railway station, cos the metro from the airport was going there directly. Because there was time enough they went round the city (see the photos at the bottom).

Potomco potkaly několik místních poddaných (kteří se za každou cenu toužili s našimi celebritami vyfotit), nastoupily do vlaku směr Edinbrááááááááááááá. Cesta vláčkem motoráčkem byla příjemná, princezny viděly kostely, ovce, pobřeží, zásuvku (jo britové maj zásuvky i ve vlaku) i záchodky (čistý, hajzlpapír, mýdlo, papír na utření rukou, kontrolní panel, který ukazuje ostatním cestujícím, že tam někdo zrovna je), ba dokonce panel se zastávkami. Např. Kirkcaldy [čti krokodýl]. Vlak si dokonce odpustil obvyklé tdmtdmtdmtdm a jel úplně potichoučku. Nakonec dorazily až do města jménem Perth [Prrrrrrrrd], kde vystoupily. Ale to už je zase úplně jiná kapitolka tohohle eposu.

After they met some of local subjects (who of course longed for a joint photo with our celebrities), they got on the train-direction Edinburgh. The journey was quite pleasant. The princess' saw some churches, sheep, coast, socket, clean toilets with soap (and many other things that aren't provided in trains in their own country). They even weren't missing the tdmtdmtdm sound that Czech trains produce. Finally they arrived in Perth, where they detrained. But another chapter of this epos starts here.

Tak dobrou, sorry za ten češtin
Good night, sleep tight, sorry for all the horrible mistakes in my grammar