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Once again JOKES. Ya no I'm almost as obsessed with jokes as I am with books.

Viola joke 1:

a violin and a bass *happy Scarlet* player jump off a cliff.  Who gets to the bottom first.

ans. the bass player.  Halfway down, the viola player has to stop and ask for direction. * courtesy of my orch teacher

Viola Joke 2:

How many viola players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ans. Who knows its never been done before. *courtesy of my orch teacher

Violin Joke 1:

Honestly this isn't' 2 funny.
What does a violin player use for birth control

ans. their personality *Simple Beauty this one goes out especially to you*
    Posted by Gifta_Carla_Belikov on 2008-02-23 13:04:50 | Rating: | Views: 116
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Lol. (Band geek here...)
Posted by  mrsdragonseal  on 2008-02-23 14:21:47 
  
hey! and YES! i know. the cast for twilight is so retarded!!!! did u check the website??? did u see what they did to the cullens?? it's not right. =) and that dude that's supposed to play edward... ya right. gerard way should be edward. no questions asked. =D
Posted by  my_name_is_evy  on 2008-02-23 21:08:14 
  
damn straight
Posted by  Gifta_Carla_Belikov  on 2008-02-24 10:16:57 
  
Me being a viola player, I'm not very happy. And it was a bass and a viola, not a violin and a viola.
Posted by  ScarletBlack  on 2008-02-24 17:54:10 
  
so
Posted by  Gifta_Carla_Belikov  on 2008-02-24 18:18:44 
  
So...so...you got the joke wrong!

Sorry. I'm nit-picky about details.
Posted by  ScarletBlack  on 2008-02-25 11:02:32 
  
ummm xcuse me???? I HAPPEN TO BE A VIOLINIST GRRR...
Posted by  SimpleBeauty01  on 2008-02-25 14:23:42 
  
Well tell ur parents not to worry about you getting pregnant before you are married.
Posted by  Gifta_Carla_Belikov  on 2008-03-01 23:38:34 
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